Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

@Coriolanus  
sooon, br0ther.  
yeh, doin’ that shiz on tablet would suuuuucc. the pain of writing a whole-ass post, and then the page reloading… ;-;
 
shorg has been in survival mode so long that he has enhanced senses .__. my boi’s already leveled up

@EclecticInspiration  
(i once hammered out a whole as lore post for AD on my smartphone, it’s not impossible… just painful.)

Fffffucking,
 
FLEAS, EVERYWHERE IN THE HOUSE

my sister’s cat’s never left the house after the hurricane happened, I swear it’s the next door neighbor’s mangey-ass mutts that brought these fucking fleas after they ventured into my backyard through the broken fence a few days ago

@Coriolanus  
fleas are the worst to deal with Dx  
gotta EAT ’em  
gotta,  
C O N S U M E

(suggestion for a new pet, a fire safety dragon, no need to burn your house down, she eats spooders too.)

@Cerebrate  
Hairspray, lighter, dragon.

I’m shaving my fuggin’ head, I can’t deal with bugs in my hair at night
 
They die really good to isopropyl alcohol, tomorrow I’m taking all my rugs out to wash’em down with dawn dish soap, then I’mma take an atomizer and spray down my furniture with the alcohol
 
Catte, lathered down with dawn soap (the bottle with the duckling on the front),
 
clothes, thoroughly washed (if they’d FUCKING TURN THE POWER ON ALREADY, FOR MY FUCKING LAUNDRY MACHINES)
 
The goddamn fleas, ppl, they want my precious bodily fluids… ^{%@ _____ @’%}

@Coriolanus  
does a bald floofshorg just become a regular shorg?  
They’ll still bite the fukk out of you but at least now you can slap the ones on ur noggin  
shorg needs the halp

^%@ ____ @%^  
_{^||; ___________ ;||^}
 
Fug it, when my sister gets back home tomorrow, we’re bug-bombing the entire place, along with steaming the carpets, and bleaching the ceramic floor spaces. I refuse to have to be hot AND itchy
 
I know for sure I’m not goin’ nuts with formication, cuz the fleas I’ve collected off the cat via flea comb are dumped inside two cutout lower-halfs of plastic bottles I used as petri-dishes; one’s got a bit of a slow-acting diatomaceous powder I got for the fleas in carpet with a few of the nasty things dancing within like snow, the other’s got a teeny bit of isopropyl alcohol with a bunch of dead ones sunk at the bottom that perished preddy quickly

Meh gawd I can hear fleas kicking off a sheet of paper I left on the floor of a quieter room
 
how defug did one impromptu visit of those dogs release a whole plague into my house
 
it just must’ve taken a few clung to my pants as I moved inside and outside throughout my day
 
occasionally I see’em hop into the tablet screen… ^%._____.’%
 
nowhere near as many as before tho. I’m just worried I won’t be able to exterminate them all (& soon)

@Coriolanus  
It will take a long time to get rid of them all. But it can be done. It just takes work and vigilance. See one? Double the spray, double the cleaning, double everything  
and then vibe until another one comes up :3  
nah but damn, you’re gonna want your power back first. gotta cleanse ur clothes of ‘em  
also vacuuming helps pick em up but u can’t do that right now

_{^{(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST FLEAS ,} ^I HATE THE ANTICHRIST FLEAS^}

as is, I can only complete two batches of clothes, having to run my drier & washing machine separate
 
Web sez diatomaceous earth kills them in 48 hours, tho that’s a bit ridiculously slow for a pesticide
 
I need, moar isopropyl alcohol, n’ a good spray bottle, & a rug steamer, & heccin’, electricity for the steamer, faster clothes batches, vacuuming, and fuggin’, l i g h t

@Coriolanus  
You need help. I have some of ratts napalm dont tell him I stole it

checked catte’s fur for fleas with a comb this morning, as soon as the sun came up
 
there hardly any at all on her now. mabbeh those three baths yesterday did sumthin’ >.>
 
it was one with dish soap (instantly kills fleas),  
followed by a second bath with soap again after her fur dried,  
before getting flea shampoo from the nearest PetSmart open today and using that for a third bath. (it didn’t work as quick or apparently as the soap did, which pised meh off a bunch, but I think the 12-week long repellent advertised is sorta working.)
 
besides the baths I also sat down for a load of hours yesterday picking less than a hundred fleas from her coat like a scrutinous monke. combed, tweezed from comb, dropped bugs into dish of alcohol, repeat… ^{%@ _____ @%}
 
I hopes the power gets on today tho, so I can start sterilizing me house

also I notice fleas congregate to spots on furniture, floor, or carpet that I’ve sat upon. I know I’m not carrying them there since I check before sitting and changed to fresh-bought clothes several times yesterday, so I think the fleas are waiting for me to sit in those spots again. gonna make it routine to spray a bit of alcohol or bleach into those places

@Coriolanus  
(I have a cat that waits for me to get up, then steals my spot, they’re after the warmth.)

it def the scent that’s attracting fleas, cuz bleach and off spray (DEET) in those spots gets rid of them.
 
muh sister’s cat tho, she always sits atop the crate of cat litter (not the box, but the sealed crate of fresh litter), or at the sill of the window in the sun room, and sometimes even on the den’s coffee table. only one time she transferred fleas unto me was a few days ago, when I noticed what was going on as I picked her up and sat on a recliner.
 
They’re definitely dog fleas too, the ugly little rice-looking ones >.>
 
haven’t seen any lately now tho. will make a round about the house tomorrow to see if I find any.
 
power (& interweb) is also back. :P

@Coriolanus  
Yay shorg has powah again!! Ze ratte is glad, fren

Muh internet to the computer went out, it was running smoothly, then nothing
 
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

The online light is on, it says I’m connected, but no connection,
 
Eeees, taunting,
 
Meeeeeeeeeeee, REEEEEEEE

@Coriolanus  
Unplug your adapter & plug it back in  
Then try your modem

@EclecticInspiration  
I did once, and it didn’t work,
 
then I unplugged it and left to go look for my tablet’s recharger,
 
now it werks… , ______________________ ,

@Coriolanus  
Nani  
baseball bat  
fixes everything