Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

@Coriolanus  
(but the axiom, the truth that needs not proof, is the foundation of math.)

I think he died

@NyantaStarhunt  
He’s defending his home fort

@EclecticInspiration  
Shorg. Must. Protect. Home

Supposed to get power today. Yesterday I saw repair trucks go down the street but the stoobid “invest” storm’s rain and lightning made them have to hold off on fixing things, I think.
 
I swatigawd, if I don’t get power (with cable line internet access to muh compooter too) after all this time, imma be ver angery.
 
Might just suck it up and RP where & when I can on this clunky tablet I’m using, tho I’d reeeely prefer meh pc. (Touch-keypad be uncomfortably teenytiny, shitty battery, & wireless connection is poor atm)

@Coriolanus  
engineer ratt en route  
ratte en route
 
It should be soon, buddy. Maybe a little later than expected, but soon.  
ratte ready for return of shorggle

No power today, gasoline for generator getting stretched thin.
 
Called power company on relavent matters, apparently no one else on my street did. Between this and having to find the fire department idly waiting in their homes to clear the roads, I’m getting reminded alot of how people in the region I live in are sheepishly polite to the point of their own detriment. (Or mabbeh they all think it’s “someone else’s” problem, even tho it affects every house on this street… .-.)
 
There’s a tree entangled in cables at one end of my street still obstructing tall vehicles, including garbage pickup; the streetsides are inundated with collected debris and about two weeks worth of bagged garbage.
 
Might make a call to the parish tomorrow as well to see about getting that wire-ridden tree removed (along with a few others further down the road). The dood who owns the property that mess is on just left his house a few days ago and hasn’t returned.
 
It’s like, everyone where I live expects someone else will make the phonecalls or handle the fucc-heuj trees topped over the roads and cable lines that everyone needs to use. >->

@Coriolanus  
You gotta be tha ooonnneee  
That shiz is wack. I’m sure things will be back soon, though. Maybe not today, maybe not even tomorrow, but soon, buddy.
 
A good amount of that sounds like stuff I could actually do. I wish I were over there >:/
 
Stay safe, buddy

this no third-world hellhoel, I want me power bacc naooooooo D:<
 
No more effing non-perishables, or having to take cold showers with unclean water. Power shouldn’t be a luxury bought with expensive-as-fug gasoline. >:(
 
The neighboring streets are even getting tended to before mine, tho watching them they don’t seem to be doing anything. It’s like when you’re looking out the window while riding in a car, and you see ppl, but they’re all eerily frozen still in place like catatonic statues.

@Coriolanus  
ratt gonna make power you by running in one o’ them wheels for rodents
 
 
I get what you’re sayin’. Fuuuuuuuug  
Cut down on that power usage >.> use the candles n shiz  
How’re you on them books?

I still have muh two books (for reading during daytime generator cool-off & gas conserving hours), tho since I was counting on having power back today (my local area is surrounded by lit streets and buildings now today, especially across the river on the “business” side, and my street is next to two of the region’s natural gas powerplants) I have to keep my fridge powered on to keep the perishable stuff I have fresh. (Most everything else powered by the generator is using the ample spare load; it burns the same amount of fuel regardless)
 
Muh sister was also supposed to arrive today with a bunch of pet food to feed the cat and lizard she left with me. She says now she’ll arrive Sunday.
 
Weather also says it’ll be extremely hot tomorrow, oboi… .___.
 
%^{THEEEES BE A REEEEL HUM DINGER RITE HEEEER}%

The tidbit about the “business” side of the river being repaired over the “residential” side I’m on do kinda remind me of this innaways.  
(Tho a nuke’s certainly a whole different thing than a hurricane)
 
Tho I do see the “business” side is more important in the long term. There not many jobs keeping people here in this region. :P

@Coriolanus  
Shorg wif a lizzo & catt  
shizzle
 
you gotta strip n you gotta keep someplace coooooooooooool  
fuuuuuuuuuug brb gonna go pick up shorg

Goddamn
 
The next, next street over has a small convenience store, where someone spray painted a penis along its sidewall. Likely the same person who played tictactoe on the facade of my neighbor’s house.
 
It like,
 
>Power’s gone  
>Muraled into walls, all the sudden:
 
XOO  
OXX  
OXO
 
8=D<—
 
It’s like the walls all became grade/high school textbooks over a few nights.
 
Ppl aren’t following traffic safety either lately. Not even stopping to active stoplights.
 
That must be why one outstate electrician/father of three kids was killed by a car.
 
Complete, effing, goddamn sociopaths. ^%<-<%

@Coriolanus  
hurricane: exists  
literally just normal southerners: welp, guess it’s the damn apocalypse now

Reminds me of what ppl said about games like fallout too, where one thing the player can’t experience is the horrid stenches.
 
I mention this, because besides the roadside garbage not getting picked up (which, miraculously so far hasn’t been torn into by strays, vermin, & coyotes), there’s also a septic odor pervading all throughout the other side of the river, where all the supermarkets and restaurants are located…
 
wew, lad that can’t be gud for public health. ^%B)%
 
muv over covid, mother nature sez it’s medieval plamgue tiem

Ooooojeh, I forgot why muh foot feels a teeny bit sore still.
 
I stepped on a rusted nail poking thru a broken bit of fence board. It went thru the bottom of my shoe even, tho it only stuck into my foot a teeny bit. Disinfected it n’stuff, so it ok now.
 
still tho, Le N A I L ;___;

Aaaand generator ded.
 
I am immersed in darkness ^%@___@%

@Coriolanus  
shorg noooooo ;-;  
Save your battery, buddy  
Hopefully things will be back to normal soon. I rlly wanna come fuggen help >:/ but hopefully they’ll get to your residential area soon, bud  
Keepin’ you in me prayers, bud  
%luv yu ,_,%

@EclecticInspiration  
Imma watch this vid, then get sum slep.
 
I rlly hope I get power (& cableline interweb) again soon tho. so much hinges on that dumb tree out front getting removed.
 
I dun’ wanna wait another week. ^%;-;%
 
%I luvs chu 2 ^{; _____ ;}%

@Coriolanus  
It won’t be another week, bud. At least I hope not. If it is >:/ ratte en route  
Good. Rest well, buddy- get some good sleep. I hope it doesn’t get too toasty over there, especially while you’re trying to slep  
%givs shorg le ratt snugs in spirit%

I’ll be uncomfortable but alrite for the most part, & the pets too, just gotta stretch out their food and see if the petstores over the river are open.
 
I swaer I gonna be back online as soon as I can. ^{%; _____ ;%
 
%I’ll be damned I can hear the two powerplants humming all the way over where I’m at. >____>%}

I hear heccin’ m a s s i v e clunky noises outside, defug. Is this war of the worlds?

@Coriolanus  
Shorg better fuggen be safe ;___;
 
@Coriolanus  
yesh. Ida’s back, now mounted on a tripod with laser canons