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@Cerebrate  
“Then we’ll get some boots on the ground right away and report back after our success. Take care- and do not hesitate to call upon us,” he farewells. From here, he’ll head out & coordinate some of his ‘generals’ to gather their folks.  
Later at the mine, there’d be a hell of an ambush waiting

@Cerebrate  
No….I have been very secluded in my life. The last week i have travled and see so much hell. meows and sighs

@NyantaStarhunt  
Pearl: “didn’t think you didn’t know that was a thing before.”

@Cerebrate  
he smiles some maybe. Perhaps I am…But i am also learning the sadness of this world

@NyantaStarhunt  
Chaser: “you’re discovering new alliances everyday last i checked.”
 
 
@EclecticInspiration  
the tiger nods.
 
“another shipment is due to leave the mines in short order.”

@Cerebrate  
I know…I know…I just want to try and live up to my ancestors…and my parents.
 
he falls silent and continues to watch

@Coriolanus  
(I have a cat that waits for me to get up, then steals my spot, they’re after the warmth.)

@Cerebrate  
“And stop it will- they won’t even think about it after they get jumped by a force triple the size of your shipment’s defenses.”

also I notice fleas congregate to spots on furniture, floor, or carpet that I’ve sat upon. I know I’m not carrying them there since I check before sitting and changed to fresh-bought clothes several times yesterday, so I think the fleas are waiting for me to sit in those spots again. gonna make it routine to spray a bit of alcohol or bleach into those places

checked catte’s fur for fleas with a comb this morning, as soon as the sun came up
 
there hardly any at all on her now. mabbeh those three baths yesterday did sumthin’ >.>
 
it was one with dish soap (instantly kills fleas),  
followed by a second bath with soap again after her fur dried,  
before getting flea shampoo from the nearest PetSmart open today and using that for a third bath. (it didn’t work as quick or apparently as the soap did, which pised meh off a bunch, but I think the 12-week long repellent advertised is sorta working.)
 
besides the baths I also sat down for a load of hours yesterday picking less than a hundred fleas from her coat like a scrutinous monke. combed, tweezed from comb, dropped bugs into dish of alcohol, repeat… ^{%@ _____ @%}
 
I hopes the power gets on today tho, so I can start sterilizing me house

@NyantaStarhunt  
“who said you’re the first starhunt to get here? your clan’s been doing their thing long before the war.”
 
rather than cannonballs and powder barrels these were stacked oblong pieces, a different design philosophy from the bombards old empyria used.

@Coriolanus  
You need help. I have some of ratts napalm dont tell him I stole it

@Cerebrate  
he chuckles and nods fair enough. This is the farthest I have ever been this way. rubs the back of his head shame….its in these conditions and not as a starhunt living up to my name sake.
 
he looks at the shells and guns

@EclecticInspiration  
“that is true, even if i suspect they have a hand in it, as i mentioned in my letter, supply shipments have been hit, i don’t know wether they are manned by crooks that just make a stop, dump half their cargo and sell it for their own profit, or they are being attacked by hostile forces. in either case i need it to stop.”

as is, I can only complete two batches of clothes, having to run my drier & washing machine separate
 
Web sez diatomaceous earth kills them in 48 hours, tho that’s a bit ridiculously slow for a pesticide
 
I need, moar isopropyl alcohol, n’ a good spray bottle, & a rug steamer, & heccin’, electricity for the steamer, faster clothes batches, vacuuming, and fuggin’, l i g h t

_{^{(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST FLEAS ,} ^I HATE THE ANTICHRIST FLEAS^}

@Coriolanus  
It will take a long time to get rid of them all. But it can be done. It just takes work and vigilance. See one? Double the spray, double the cleaning, double everything  
and then vibe until another one comes up :3  
nah but damn, you’re gonna want your power back first. gotta cleanse ur clothes of ‘em  
also vacuuming helps pick em up but u can’t do that right now

Meh gawd I can hear fleas kicking off a sheet of paper I left on the floor of a quieter room
 
how defug did one impromptu visit of those dogs release a whole plague into my house
 
it just must’ve taken a few clung to my pants as I moved inside and outside throughout my day
 
occasionally I see’em hop into the tablet screen… ^%._____.’%
 
nowhere near as many as before tho. I’m just worried I won’t be able to exterminate them all (& soon)

^%@ ____ @%^  
_{^||; ___________ ;||^}
 
Fug it, when my sister gets back home tomorrow, we’re bug-bombing the entire place, along with steaming the carpets, and bleaching the ceramic floor spaces. I refuse to have to be hot AND itchy
 
I know for sure I’m not goin’ nuts with formication, cuz the fleas I’ve collected off the cat via flea comb are dumped inside two cutout lower-halfs of plastic bottles I used as petri-dishes; one’s got a bit of a slow-acting diatomaceous powder I got for the fleas in carpet with a few of the nasty things dancing within like snow, the other’s got a teeny bit of isopropyl alcohol with a bunch of dead ones sunk at the bottom that perished preddy quickly

@Coriolanus  
does a bald floofshorg just become a regular shorg?  
They’ll still bite the fukk out of you but at least now you can slap the ones on ur noggin  
shorg needs the halp

@Cerebrate  
He crosses his arms, looking over the map while he listens. “Trust and the east do not go well together. Their time will come- but that is not why you’ve asked for me here.”  
He steps further into the room, his entourage hanging back a good bit- time to let the big boys talk.

I’m shaving my fuggin’ head, I can’t deal with bugs in my hair at night
 
They die really good to isopropyl alcohol, tomorrow I’m taking all my rugs out to wash’em down with dawn dish soap, then I’mma take an atomizer and spray down my furniture with the alcohol
 
Catte, lathered down with dawn soap (the bottle with the duckling on the front),
 
clothes, thoroughly washed (if they’d FUCKING TURN THE POWER ON ALREADY, FOR MY FUCKING LAUNDRY MACHINES)
 
The goddamn fleas, ppl, they want my precious bodily fluids… ^{%@ _____ @’%}

@EclecticInspiration  
he is lead to the large central room, the table in the middle showing a sizable map, with miniature flags and other markers of interest placed on it.
 
pacing around the desk like… well a tiger… was the teslatic leader.
 
“we gave them trains and they load them with bombs and careen them into our forts, we gave them airships and they bombard us… we sent them refugees and they make them slaves, truly even hell cannot do evil even half as good as the Uruk.”

@Cerebrate  
Hairspray, lighter, dragon.