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Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 38
Beau Skunky
The big one
No problem, here’s a Coke.
(Hands over a can from a nearby ice cooler.)
(Hands over a can from a nearby ice cooler.)
I haven’t seen her in a long time, but I’ll let you know if I see her again. She might like to see you.
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 37
Cosmas-the-Explorer 
The Mystery Dungeon Guy
I don’t understand how… uh I mean I do like Golden Girls thanks to that sitcom@Beau Skunky
Yeah I could use some soda as long as it’s Coca Cola, better than Pepsi for sure!
Yeah I could use some soda as long as it’s Coca Cola, better than Pepsi for sure!
And yeah I think I heard her! If I find her I can finally find true happiness and beat all those bad guys and maybe even cure my narcolepsy!
Maybe even find a date
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 36
Beau Skunky
The big one
(Blushes a little.) I’m a little embarrassed about it.
Apparently they hired me, because they liked my body. Though, most of my audience was larger animals like pig women, elephant women, rhino women, Hippo women, panda bear women, and such.
Wonder why… (Rubs his double-chin)
Apparently they hired me, because they liked my body. Though, most of my audience was larger animals like pig women, elephant women, rhino women, Hippo women, panda bear women, and such.
Wonder why… (Rubs his double-chin)
You look a little sick, something you ate? We got some soda drinks to help settle your stomach.
Huh, maybe she’s the same pheasant girl. Was her name “Goldie?”
She helped me with my dancer costumes, and dressed me. She was nice, always complimented my body. She said I had nice pecs. Hehe
She helped me with my dancer costumes, and dressed me. She was nice, always complimented my body. She said I had nice pecs. Hehe
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 35
Cosmas-the-Explorer
The Mystery Dungeon Guy
Oh cool I had a crush on a pheasent girl once… Wait an exotic dancer you?
About to vomit at the thought.
Uh I mean how did you get a job there?
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 34
Beau Skunky
The big one
(Clueless)
I don’t know any roadrunners. I did know a pheasant back when I was working as an exotic dancer though.
I don’t know any roadrunners. I did know a pheasant back when I was working as an exotic dancer though.
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 33
Cosmas-the-Explorer
The Mystery Dungeon Guy
Gah! My narcolepsy set in again!
Oh and don’t scare me like that! I’m very… figety.
And how did you get that superspeed, did you learn from the wise Roadrunner who has outwitted the evil coyote menace?
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 32
Beau Skunky
The big one
@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Mint is perfectly fine.
Mint is perfectly fine.
(Startles Cosmas, as he uknowingly is suddenly right behind him at the vendor. How did such a chubby skunk move so fast, and quietly? He must really like ice cream.)
…You ok?
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 31
Cosmas-the-Explorer
The Mystery Dungeon Guy
Oh boy here we go… Wait really that’s all? Well I guess I’ll go get one.
Flies and makes sure I don’t somersault this time.
Rings bell
“I’m looking for an ice cream. I think mint would be good. I dont know if skunks like that but I do!”
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 30
Beau Skunky
The big one
@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Really? You’ll do anything for me?
(Rubs double-chin, and looks over at the nearby ice cream vendor.)
Really? You’ll do anything for me?
(Rubs double-chin, and looks over at the nearby ice cream vendor.)
You could just buy me an ice cream cone, and we could call it even. Hehe
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 29
Cosmas-the-Explorer
The Mystery Dungeon Guy
Everything in my life right now…
Ah I shouldn’t be too cynical. You did save my life from Giant Mr. Krabs.
In times like this I believe I owe what some may call a life debt.
My services and wings are in your big meaty paws.
I hope this wasn’t a mistake. Curse my code of honor.
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 28
Beau Skunky
The big one
@Cosmas-the-Explorer
(Instead of a hot featherly lady, Cosmos is greated by a rather fat, shirtless, boy skunk.
Not the kind of “bosoms” Cosmos was probably hoping to see.)
(Instead of a hot featherly lady, Cosmos is greated by a rather fat, shirtless, boy skunk.
Not the kind of “bosoms” Cosmos was probably hoping to see.)
There there my feathered friend, you’re safe now.
(Pats Cosmos on shoulder)
Is something wrong?
(Pats Cosmos on shoulder)
Is something wrong?
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 27
Cosmas-the-Explorer
The Mystery Dungeon Guy
Huh?! Where am I?! No I was dreaming I had a harem of several hot feathery ladies in Hawaii! Why?!?!
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 25
Beau Skunky
The big one
Wait, I have an idea! I’ll save you from the giant enemy crab!
(Puts a CD in an old CD player. Takes off tank-top shirt exposing his flabby body to the crab, and starts dancing, and singing while slowly rubbing, and jiggling his own fat belly rolls, and flabby chest.)
I’m too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt!
(The giant crab is repulsed, tries to look away, and drops Cosmas.)
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 24
Cosmas-the-Explorer
The Mystery Dungeon Guy
My life and the lives of my imaginary family, their friends and nation is on the line! This isn’t time to think of your pride!
Ahhhhh!!!
Gets picked
Argh argh argh You will me much money! You will work at the Krusty Krab as indentured servant!
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 23
Beau Skunky
The big one
@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Ok. (Tries to stink the crab.)
Uh, it’s hard to do when people are watching. (Blush.)
Ok. (Tries to stink the crab.)
Uh, it’s hard to do when people are watching. (Blush.)
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 22
Cosmas-the-Explorer
The Mystery Dungeon Guy
With pleasure!
Does it to a crab. It turned out to be a giant crab. And he is not happy.i sommersault and the crab sommersaults too and we had an epic battle.
But I need your help to stink him or I will be enslaved? Y9u care right?!
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 19
Cosmas-the-Explorer
The Mystery Dungeon Guy
“You should be more careful pal! Crabs are greedy for both money and bloodshed. I can relate.”
A parrot with an eyepatch named Kosmas said somersaulting my way toward you.
“Sorry, I used to work at the circus.”
Roleplaying » Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW) » Post 18
Beau Skunky
The big one
Oh, I found a seashell. I wonder if I can listen to thd ocean with it.
Holds it up to his ear, only for a crab to grab it. OUCH!
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