Beau Skunky
Chunky funky skunky
Wait, I have an idea! I’ll save you from the giant enemy crab!
(Puts a CD in an old CD player. Takes off tank-top shirt exposing his flabby body to the crab, and starts dancing, and singing while slowly rubbing, and jiggling his own fat belly rolls, and flabby chest.)
I’m too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt!
(The giant crab is repulsed, tries to look away, and drops Cosmas.)