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Beau Skunky

The big one
Wait, I have an idea! I'll save you from the giant enemy crab!

*(Puts a CD in an old CD player. Takes off tank-top shirt exposing his flabby body to the crab, and starts dancing, and singing while slowly rubbing, and jiggling his own fat belly rolls, and flabby chest.)*

I'm too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt!

*(The giant crab is repulsed, tries to look away, and drops Cosmas.)*
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