Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW)

Wait, I have an idea! I’ll save you from the giant enemy crab!

I’m too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt!

(Did I just kill the RP? lol)

Huh?! Where am I?! No I was dreaming I had a harem of several hot feathery ladies in Hawaii! Why?!?!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
(Instead of a hot featherly lady, Cosmos is greated by a rather fat, shirtless, boy skunk.
Not the kind of “bosoms” Cosmos was probably hoping to see.)

There there my feathered friend, you’re safe now.
(Pats Cosmos on shoulder)
Is something wrong?

Everything in my life right now…

Ah I shouldn’t be too cynical. You did save my life from Giant Mr. Krabs.

In times like this I believe I owe what some may call a life debt.

My services and wings are in your big meaty paws.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Really? You’ll do anything for me?
(Rubs double-chin, and looks over at the nearby ice cream vendor.)

You could just buy me an ice cream cone, and we could call it even. Hehe

Oh boy here we go… Wait really that’s all? Well I guess I’ll go get one.

“I’m looking for an ice cream. I think mint would be good. I dont know if skunks like that but I do!”

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Mint is perfectly fine.

…You ok?

Gah! My narcolepsy set in again!

Oh and don’t scare me like that! I’m very… figety.

And how did you get that superspeed, did you learn from the wise Roadrunner who has outwitted the evil coyote menace?

(Clueless)
I don’t know any roadrunners. I did know a pheasant back when I was working as an exotic dancer though.

Oh cool I had a crush on a pheasent girl once… Wait an exotic dancer you?

Uh I mean how did you get a job there?

(Blushes a little.) I’m a little embarrassed about it.
Apparently they hired me, because they liked my body. Though, most of my audience was larger animals like pig women, elephant women, rhino women, Hippo women, panda bear women, and such.
Wonder why… (Rubs his double-chin)

You look a little sick, something you ate? We got some soda drinks to help settle your stomach.

Huh, maybe she’s the same pheasant girl. Was her name “Goldie?”
She helped me with my dancer costumes, and dressed me. She was nice, always complimented my body. She said I had nice pecs. Hehe

I don’t understand how… uh I mean I do like Golden Girls thanks to that sitcom@Beau Skunky
Yeah I could use some soda as long as it’s Coca Cola, better than Pepsi for sure!

And yeah I think I heard her! If I find her I can finally find true happiness and beat all those bad guys and maybe even cure my narcolepsy!

No problem, here’s a Coke.
(Hands over a can from a nearby ice cooler.)

I haven’t seen her in a long time, but I’ll let you know if I see her again. She might like to see you.

Hmmm… Sure is quiet.

Maybe I’ll go swimming, care to join?