Signs point to fast-tracking this path. After all, I will need time to befriend the cat.
I’d like to make it clear that I do not use people. I will be a great friend to this cat for the rest of his life, potentially. But I do think he and his friends hold great potential in getting me the help I need.
This path should also be easy and fun. I know how to do this. I will achieve my goal through the power of puns and Billy Mays jokes. I so happen to have written an absolute long boi full of Billy Mays jokes while I was away. Common Strange Kitten W.
And thus, after I sleep I shall look into further growing my friend army with Operation: Garfield & Friends.
And everyone reading this probably just thinks I’m crazy but, I assure you, these are actually quite calculated thoughts. If I pull this off, you’ll all see what I meant.