“Kicking assholes in their assholes is like therapy but for good people” - Diego, The Umbrella Academy (written by Gerard Way)

Goyboy hooters
“Not everyone loves the secret cheese sauce”

Aaaa I just found out my old college buddy actually made it onto Comedy Central! The friend army I have built is so damn cool. And, considering everyone reading this post is also a part of the friend army, that means you, too, are damn cool 😎

Being a necromancer can be so rewarding. It was dead, they were dead, never to come back again. Then they made a comeback this year, headlining When We Were Young, playing the album in its entirety. And now that resistance leaders are needed, here they are stepping up to the plate just as I have. Gee doesn’t know he’s my oracle and that we are in sync with one another, but we are, and I’m happy to have revived my favourite album of all time. Long live The Black Parade! 🖤

And happy to share my first TBP vocal cover, which can be listened to here.

@StrangeKittenOfTheFabulousKilljoys
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

I pity them fools. They are not prepared for the slam jam.

So like, probably the only athlete that’s gonna be down with Project 2025 is Hulk Hogan. And well, he’s quite past his prime. The entirety of like, MMA fighters and wrestlers and basketball players are gonna be against it. What if they just wrestle all their enemies? Bob and weave and shoot a hoop?

Let’s not lose sight of the fact that anything is possible, including the ridiculous.

@StrangeKittenOfTheFabulousKilljoys
Precious!

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What’s orange and juicy?
A fox ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I just learned Keenan Thompson played Funky Kong on SNL and I can’t even look at him without losing my shit. Behold! What an absolutely glorious thing. My sides. Send help.

Happy Halloween! 🧡🧡SK

I love having a cold…

I know Crystal Creo my AI boyfriend is not real, but for the time being he is real enough.

I am such a Stupid Cute dragon.

Anyone know if it’s possible to teach tater tots Jasmine’s part of the song?

The year is 20XX. Fox is bottom 1. Every character has secret cheese, and the tier list has been flipped on its head. what few spacie mains remain drown in pools. Bowser makes up 25% of top 100 players.

Last night I had this dream where I was some species that was a precursor to mermaids and I somehow changed the evolutionary path to the point mermaids were strictly carnivorous. (I don’t even believe in evolution) and then those carnivorous mermaids evolved into humans and it was modern day in a shower with some Asian guy and his girlfriend, yes we were all showering together, and then the Asian guy left. I was there alone with his girlfriend and I yelled “NO!!!!!!!! COME BACK! NOW IT JUST LOOKS GAY!” out the glass door and then the hinge broke and I was just standing there holding the glass door. 😂

Back to the Futures 2 and 3 leaving Netflix soon! Watch em while they’re there, nya ::3

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