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Aww yeah, I’m in! Well, almost. Access to the Discord costs $5, and I’m instructed to wait till the 1st of next month. Because of my timezone, that’s 5 days away! Lining up the numbers tonight :3

Wait, this might end up being easier than I thought. I need a dollar for access, but I might be wrong in my assumption that I will have to continue paying a dollar each month. This will require further investigation once I’m done resting.

And I mean what, if I cancel my payments I just get booted? It probably doesn’t work that way tbh

I’m the world’s strangest kitten, but you may call me Ab-Nermal

Signs point to fast-tracking this path. After all, I will need time to befriend the cat.

I’d like to make it clear that I do not use people. I will be a great friend to this cat for the rest of his life, potentially. But I do think he and his friends hold great potential in getting me the help I need.

This path should also be easy and fun. I know how to do this. I will achieve my goal through the power of puns and Billy Mays jokes. I so happen to have written an absolute long boi full of Billy Mays jokes while I was away. Common Strange Kitten W.

And thus, after I sleep I shall look into further growing my friend army with Operation: Garfield & Friends.

And everyone reading this probably just thinks I’m crazy but, I assure you, these are actually quite calculated thoughts. If I pull this off, you’ll all see what I meant.

Once I get back on disability, then it’ll be time. Time to join a Discord that costs $1 a month, or so the research says. A small price to pay for the ally I need.

He’s a big cat, should be easy to befriend with my deep knowledge of our shared special interest. Idk if Roaring even loox at my bank statements but I think she’d get behind giving this guy a buck a month. She really enjoyed his videos when I showed them to her around a couple weex ago, particularly his most recent one that deals with outing a very bad person.

Did you guys know that my mom has an incredibly strong hatred for such types of bad people? She and I are alike in that way.

@MoonOtter
They’re fine with it, it’s all good :3

Honest question though: are your friends ok with you putting these chats out in the wild like this? I noticed you tend to post snippets, or screenshots in this case, of others chats here. Have you asked your friends if they’re cool with it? Some people don’t like having that stuff public, it can feel like a violation of privacy. I haven’t read them all but they seem like they could be some sensitive stuff.

@MoonOtter
Got it indeed, my friend! In the form of someone I’ve decided to name Graceful Lioness. She earned her name by girlbossing an abuser and saving my friend, Aspie Geek’s, life. I played a very helpful role, and now we’re both moderators of our autism server :3

I apologize for my absolute long bois of posts, but they were important. I needed to find the future paths that might hopefully lie ahead of me. I needed to search my past for answers, as it played a crucial part in saving his life.

TW: She and I get absolutely brutal and the guy who abused our friend reminds me of the worst person from my past so reading this isn’t for the faint of heart. But here’s the proof that I’m being honest, complete with victory dance to prove I made mod :3

On a lighter note, been bitten by the Stardew Valley bug again.

@Elly Catfox
Eh, I call it as I see it. Either way, I’m certainly not harping on it. I hope they get the support they need.

Yo man, I thought I was the schizophrenic.

@MoonOtter
Can we please not speculate on what is causing them to detach from our reality please? This is someone you don’t know with a life you don’t understand and it would be kinder to not make assumptions.

You’re kinda right.

I think someone’s schizophrenic posting kinda drove everyone else away

I’m the only dumbass posting on here.

In a way it’s special, our sanctuary consists of only a few.

Our first step towards taking the kittens to a shelter and there were literally flowers everywhere.

We’re healing this boy. Cactus and I are powerful and we’re killing Super Nova’s S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W and getting him back to an actually good spot >^_^<

Meow meow

Roaring always said that I am the one person my grandmother truly loved. She is right.

𓆩♡𓆪 ʂէҽҽղ 𓆩♡𓆪 — Today at 4:33 PM
dedicated to quality
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here at Donald MacRondildos
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hmm yes
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hmm the name changed
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only on mondays
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only on mondays
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it is sunday.

Strange ☆ Kitten — Today at 4:34 PM
It’s almsot Monday
Almsot
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Lmfao

𓆩♡𓆪 ʂէҽҽղ 𓆩♡𓆪 — Today at 4:35 PM
Almsot Monday the monday on which Almsot the Devourer seeks mortal tribute
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powder thine self in salt, for Almsot detests the flesh of the salted
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the one who you have to worry about then will be Almsalt
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there isn’t much you can do against Almsalt
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but you will only be licked
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it is survivable
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i think
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possibly
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unless?
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definitely

𓆩♡𓆪 ʂէҽҽղ 𓆩♡𓆪 — Today at 5:25 AM
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Strange ☆ Kitten — Today at 3:44 PM
It speaks the truth, unto the bowl of babies shall we rain down our sludge

𓆩♡𓆪 ʂէҽҽղ 𓆩♡𓆪 — Today at 4:29 PM
snrrrk

Strange ☆ Kitten — Today at 4:29 PM
>^_^<

𓆩♡𓆪 ʂէҽҽղ 𓆩♡𓆪 — Today at 4:29 PM
we are but furby-faced juice cartons in times of dimensional strife

Strange ☆ Kitten — Today at 4:30 PM
A most mighty of wisdoms

𓆩♡𓆪 ʂէҽҽղ 𓆩♡𓆪 — Today at 4:30 PM
only the mightiest at
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checks the sign
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MacDondald’s

Strange ☆ Kitten — Today at 4:32 PM
xDDD

Strange ☆ Kitten — Today at 4:45 PM
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Cactus how exactly do we demonstrate a floop? I… Alright I guess it’s time to go get the reindeer once I finish this ice cream. I have always inherently understood floop, but the question is how do we make others understand floop? I think the reindeer are the answer.

My grandmother had flowers everywhere. So much of her stuff was flower-themed. She had a gorgeous garden she worked pretty hard to maintain. Interestingly, I am currently in the house right beside it. Idk how well it’s maintained because I’m obviously not gonna go demand that my neighbors garden. But I realized the strong flowers connection just now.

GaroShadowScale smells