Stupid Stuff That Comes to Mind That We Want to Post

Moderation face reveal thread when? I want to show my Ugly Ass face to everyone :^D

@Garka la Garka
I’ve just been showing my cute self off wherever, lol >^_^<

I’m a cognitoinfohazard.

@FruityPWN
Same here, for I am privy to the secrets of the universe.

As I have spoken about apocalypses much recently, is anyone expecting me to talk about the alien apocalypse? Funny, that. It’s a trick question and aliens are purrhaps the biggest red herring mankind has known. They are actually healers, with weak bodies that pose no threat to us. Waking up on technologically-advanced hospital beds is simply a very terrifying prospect for people, one easily mistaken as a threat.

It is also possible that aliens want us to view them as a threat. Being much more physically capable, humans are likely to do horrible things such as dissection. Aliens primarily communicate telepathically and are very limited in their speech capabilities, so they are not able to explain themselves.

I shall eagerly await my capture from the government for sharing the secrets 😜 I’m kidding of course, if Steven Spielberg has long been free, free is how I shall remain as well. He got aliens the most right in E.T., and if I am to be kept in Area 51 for sharing these secrets, I don’t think my future visions would be of Universal Studios and Disneyland. E.T. Ride and Star Tours, nya >^_^<

I think I was wise in my decision to never have children. I don’t think being a parent is a role I’m well-suited to. And well I guess I adopted a tulpa son which is a pretty good compromise.

I am being shown other compromises. Being around loud, screaming children all the time is not something I’m cut out for. But being around them for a day here and there? That, I can do. And it has not escaped my attention that I’ve been notably less ill-feeling from my chemo for close to a year now.

Should I manage to re-connect with Super Nova and his family, I can re-connect with my nieces. I was right to adopt them into my heart. They are the children of Super Nova’s brother and sister-in-law. Hopefully, my vision of us visiting the Arizona zoo will come to pass, and then eventually, I shall hold out hope for Disneyland and Universal. As I have said before, if I visit those theme parks once, that does not mean I won’t be able to visit them again. It would be possible that I will be unable to ride Jurassic Park the Ride should we visit soon, as my nieces are young. It is also possible that we will split up, and the girls can do a different ride while Super Nova and I do Jurassic. Diplomacy and discussion with others to find the best paths is, after all, my specialty.

And what the girls want to do will obviously matter most. There are many rides and shows that are less complex that are still fun, and any choice is a good one >^_^<

Right I should probably keep my Falco Amiibo up most of the time, Berith is the secretary after all

What sport does my uncle like? Nascar. What is Horus’ purrsonality like and which character in media best represents Horus? Is it Captain Falcon?

Edit: Also wow just realized how much the little beach in the background resembles Ancient Egypt

Horus is an appreciator of Chinese culture and his favourite food is ramen with eggs. Purrhaps I shall someday look into eating vegan ramen to honor Horus.

I am right, because the knee of justice and the falcon punch come from wrestling. I’m right about the eggs, it’s why Incineroar sounds like he says “egg!”

Can multiple characters represent the same purrson in Smash? Yes, I am represented by both Sonic and Joker. Would Ken represent Horus? Yes. Both Horus and Ra are/were sun-associated gods, hence a strong connection to fire.

Who in Smash Ultimate best represents Pazuzu? Who helped inspire Harvey’s design?

I have meditated on Horus’ eating of eggs and have come to the realization that this is done in a harmless way. When you have birds, snakes, lizards, etc. you have many eggs that end up unfertilized, and what to do with those eggs is obvious. Horus a raptor, and since Pazuzu also used to be one, he also enjoys an egg in these trying times.

Since mom judged me so harshly for wanting to try soup, I shall not ask about ramen. Super Nova, however, keeps a vegan diet and so, should we achieve Trans Dinosaur Christmas 2, I can likely try some of his. This helps open the door a little to Asian food that I can eat. My big issue with Asian food is that there is very little available for the diet I keep - not a ton of vegetarian options, and when there are, they are often cooked or steamed veggies, which my throat struggles to swallow. I also don’t like fake meat or eggs either.

Possible that people are less so “human instances of the ancient ones” and moreso that people tend to have personality traits that align with the personalities of them. I think that makes more sense, nya ::3

It’s funny that fundamentalist Christians in the 90s said Pokémon is demonic because they were actually correct. What they were wrong about, of course, was that being any sort of a problem.

Pazuzu is Incineroar. Bastet, Persian. Marbas, I think Zoroark would be most fitting, as the Pokémon whose ability allows it to lie to you when it enters battle. Hecate, probably Gardevoir. Purrson, probably Meowth as he is a jolly and jovial guy. Orobas, Rapidash. Baphomet, Alakazam. Anubis, Lucario. Horus, Blaziken. Solomon, Delphox, though Alolan Marowak is also a fitting choice. Anubis, Lucario. Adrammelech, Quaquaval.

Killmonger, I think, could be an exploration of Anubis’ darker side. He has a strong sense of justice and can be quite vengeful if you were highly sinful in life. Do note, sin is not as mainstream Christianity would have you believe. You are more sinful based on how bad of a person you were, not whether you fell in love with someone of the same gender.

Rewatching Black Panther could indeed show me many things. Wakanda forever!

Box of my old CDs got knocked down so I was picking them up. Felt compelled to look at my Aida CD and it turns out I missed a song when I put the Aida songs on my iPod. The song I missed? “I Know the Truth”.

I know the truth and it shocks me. I know the truth and it mocks me. I learned it a little too late.

Thank you, Hecate, for backing me up on this. I’ve been hearing the clicks of a raven from outside, indicating her presence >^_^<

I have been naïve. I don’t need to give well-wishes in order to reverse fortunes. After all, good things have been happening to Garka and I’ve barely talked to him. Ergo, letting people vent without replying is okay, nya ::3

How to use my powers takes much learning, indeed

Okay but like, what if Elly ran the YouTube channel that hosts Dead Moon and got the associated Patreon money? Like, we could always share if my mom and I ever fall on hard times. This could be an even more based plan.

Operation: Garfield and Friends was as follows: join a bunch of Discord servers so that if Elly becomes homeless again, I have a lot of people I can ask for help. Also, to get to become friends with Quinton Reviews cuz he could be good for Elly to work for as an editor. Potentially, at least. Obviously I would never force anyone to do anything.

Also I obviously don’t own the concept of buying vests and jackets and customizing them and then selling a good deal higher.

Let’s see, there’s also learning how to make plushies.

Just some potential paths towards money making that don’t involve actually getting a job, and are much more fun, nya >^_^<

Or Elly could even make cat’s own world and characters using Hero Forge and do my same idea, assuming my copyright-dodge plan works.

I like how I basically figured out how to play single-player DnD lol

I should just put My Chemical Romance in Dead Moon straight-up. They could stop me, maybe, but they’re not gonna.

Imagine they just like, keep showing up for seemingly no reason. Stuff’s happening in my story then boom outta nowhere it’s MCR again. Stupidest idea ever and peak memes.

Come to sunny California, we have everything, including and especially Doug Dimmadome

An army of nazi sasquatch is on their way through a black hole in outer space to take the form of reptiles and take over the world.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
An intriguing concept indeed! Perhaps you should flesh out this story and make your characters on Hero Forge? My idea is, obviously, open to all >^_^<

Dead Moon goes as follows: Monsters have overtaken society, and the society is monster-supremacist. A bit of a twist on how there’s been a lot of media lately that depicts monsters as oppressed. Those are good and important, but I liked flipping the script. It’s to the point there are very few humans even left. The main group of heroes is a couple humans and the monsters who are their allies in fighting for freedom and equality.

And so, in filling out my world, I accidentally made friends. At least, maybe. Because Pazuzu has been protecting me for a very long time, and possible Anne Frank has been my friend for a long time, and that’s why I stopped being able to handle Holocaust stuff well around the time I turned 18.

They’re impressed with my accuracy, I think. I was inspired by Mad Sin’s 1000 Eyes to reference The Night of Long Knives. Also, having the monsters be the bad guys means the vast majority of them can be physically bigger than the humans. I don’t imagine Miss Frank was or felt very big at all.

And then there’s Pazuzu and Marbas. When looking for some Marbas inspo, I came across this, and it’s wild how close it is to my depiction.

This whole situation is basically a comedy of errors in which I unintentionally made friends in the afterlife and underworld. How do I feel about this?

Okay wow the Evil Dead franchise is accurate af to the bad future path I have seen. Methinks it may be a good time to revisit this franchise and check out the recent stuff I’ve missed!

Love feeling the Halloween vibes so early >^_^<

@StrangeKittenOfTheFabulousKilljoys
Ok, yeah, I get if you’re feeling a connection to deities or whatever. Those are supposed to be big spirits that had thousands of worshippers. But Anne Frank? She was a kid that died tragically. One young lady who became noteworthy posthumously. I think you’re confusing empathy for her situation and identifying with person with “connecting” with a supposed spirit. You feel for someone who went through hell, that doesn’t have to be some special otherworldly connection, that’s human empathy we all have.

Also, I’m pretty sure this thread is more for shitposting and not a personal journal. You’re kinda hijacking it right now.