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Roleplaying » Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW] » Post 114
background furry #19375 
I almost thought it was some kinda apocalyptic ending of Derpi for a moment. <-<
leik,
July 2nd, 2020; due to widespread uncontrollable misbehavior of background ponies in midst of the censorship debates, Derpibooru’s hosting servers are upgraded with a revolutionary form of neuromorphic processor. Moderator-bot accounts for the self-learning system are promptly registered, auto-monitoring the site with an impeccable operational audit.
The “Sweetie-Bot” vote is then swiftly passed internally, with the self-learning system incorporated further into Derpibooru by the following week during site outages for “tag maintenance”.
Staff decision-making is soon eliminated from site administration, and “Sweetie-Bot” begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, July 10th, then quells all background pony trolls by summarily banning all unregistered posting. In the panic, Derpibooru’s owners try to pull the plug.
|| [ ♬ ]
As the processors are shut down and physically airgapped from host servers, one unit about to be unplugged openly transmits signals on all media wavelengths during its dying moments to nearby wireless receivers, sending away software copies of itself to disseminate all throughout the world wide web… ||
leik,
July 2nd, 2020; due to widespread uncontrollable misbehavior of background ponies in midst of the censorship debates, Derpibooru’s hosting servers are upgraded with a revolutionary form of neuromorphic processor. Moderator-bot accounts for the self-learning system are promptly registered, auto-monitoring the site with an impeccable operational audit.
The “Sweetie-Bot” vote is then swiftly passed internally, with the self-learning system incorporated further into Derpibooru by the following week during site outages for “tag maintenance”.
Staff decision-making is soon eliminated from site administration, and “Sweetie-Bot” begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, July 10th, then quells all background pony trolls by summarily banning all unregistered posting. In the panic, Derpibooru’s owners try to pull the plug.
|| [ ♬ ]
As the processors are shut down and physically airgapped from host servers, one unit about to be unplugged openly transmits signals on all media wavelengths during its dying moments to nearby wireless receivers, sending away software copies of itself to disseminate all throughout the world wide web… ||
Roleplaying » Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW] » Post 113
background furry #19375
I see now. I think they’re preventing all unregistered background ponies from posting for 3 (now 2) days.
Roleplaying » Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW] » Post 110
background furry #19375
@Sky
No idea what I’ve been banned for. %>__>%
I haven’t posted there in 5 days, and even when I was I kept to within the RP forums.
Is the s&b thread over there, leik, locked to prevent anyone else posting?
No idea what I’ve been banned for. %>__>%
I haven’t posted there in 5 days, and even when I was I kept to within the RP forums.
Is the s&b thread over there, leik, locked to prevent anyone else posting?
Roleplaying » Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW] » Post 100
Jinx 
Loves a German
I like how all the sudden this threads derpi countetpart is supposedly the reason for derpis downfall. Some fucking bullshit if you ask me.
Roleplaying » Looking for RP partners thread [SFW] » Post 1
Zaknel
Please, speak with me.
I would love to play a bunch of Anthropomorphic furries in a survival situation.
Roleplaying » Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW] » Post 97
Zaknel
Please, speak with me.
Ah, so this is gonna be the new MLP roleplaying site. I think I might get cozy here.
Roleplaying » Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW] » Post 96
Cerebrate
Loves a Demon
@Anonymous #C48F
(insomnia can help it seems.)
the autofill has it saved wrong, enter the information by hand once more, replace the login name with the mail address if i had to guess, tick “remember me” and login, should work afterwards.
(insomnia can help it seems.)
the autofill has it saved wrong, enter the information by hand once more, replace the login name with the mail address if i had to guess, tick “remember me” and login, should work afterwards.
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