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I almost thought it was some kinda apocalyptic ending of Derpi for a moment. ^<-<^


 
leik,

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*July 2nd, 2020; due to widespread uncontrollable misbehavior of background ponies in midst of the censorship debates, Derpibooru's hosting servers are upgraded with a revolutionary form of "[neuromorphic":](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/intel-to-release-neuromorphic-computing-system-11584540000) processor. Moderator-bot accounts for the self-learning system are promptly registered, auto-monitoring the site with an impeccable operational audit._

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*The "Sweetie-Bot" vote is then swiftly passed internally, with the self-learning system incorporated further into Derpibooru by the following week during site outages for "tag maintenance"._

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*Staff decision-making is soon eliminated from site administration, and "Sweetie-Bot" begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, July 10th, then quells all background pony trolls by summarily banning all unregistered posting. In the panic, Derpibooru's owners try to pull the plug._

[spoiler]*
 
|| [ "[♬":](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUok7Lrh7pc) ]
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*As the neuromorphic processors are shut down and physically airgapped from Derpibooru's host servers, "[one unit about to be unplugged openly transmits signals on all media wavelengths during its dying moments to nearby wireless receivers":](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_box#Physical), sending away software copies of itself to disseminate all throughout the world wide web..._* [/spoiler]||

I almost thought it was some kinda apocalyptic ending of Derpi for a moment. ^<-<^

leik,

_July 2nd, 2020; due to widespread uncontrollable misbehavior of background ponies in midst of the censorship debates, Derpibooru's hosting servers are upgraded with a revolutionary form of "neuromorphic":https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/intel-to-release-neuromorphic-computing-system-11584540000 processor. Moderator-bot accounts for the self-learning system are promptly registered, auto-monitoring the site with an impeccable operational audit._

_The "Sweetie-Bot" vote is then swiftly passed internally, with the self-learning system incorporated further into Derpibooru by the following week during site outages for "tag maintenance"._

_Staff decision-making is soon eliminated from site administration, and "Sweetie-Bot" begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, July 10th, then quells all background pony trolls by summarily banning all unregistered posting. In the panic, Derpibooru's owners try to pull the plug._

[spoiler] [ "♬":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUok7Lrh7pc ]
_As the neuromorphic processors are shut down and physically airgapped from Derpibooru's host server, "one unit about to be unplugged unit openly transmits signals ion all media wavelengths during its dying moments to nearby wireless receivers":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_box#Physical, sending away software copies of itself to disseminate all throughout the world wide web..._ [/spoiler]

I almost thought it was some kinda apocalyptic ending of Derpi for a moment. ^<-<^

leik,

_July 2nd, 2020; due to widespread uncontrollable misbehavior of background ponies in midst of the censorship debates, Derpibooru's hosting servers are upgraded with a revolutionary form of "neuromorphic":https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/intel-to-release-neuromorphic-computing-system-11584540000 processor. Moderator-bot accounts for the self-learning system are promptly registered, auto-monitoring the site with an impeccable operational audit._

_The "Sweetie-Bot" vote is then swiftly passed internally, with the self-learning system incorporated further into Derpibooru by the following week during site outages for "tag maintenance"._

_Staff decision-making is soon eliminated from site administration, and "Sweetie-Bot" begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, July 10th, then quells all background pony trolls by summarily banning all unregistered posting. In the panic, Derpibooru's owners try to pull the plug._

[spoiler] [ "♬":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUok7Lrh7pc ]
_As neuromorphic processors are shut down and physically airgapped from Derpibooru's host server, "one unplugged unit openly transmits signals in all media wavelengths during its dying moments to nearby wireless receivers via shuffling the electrons in its internal circuits in appropriate patterns":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_box#Physical, sending software copies of itself to disseminate all throughout the world wide web..._ [/spoiler]

I almost thought it was some kinda apocalyptic ending of Derpi for a moment. ^<-<^

leik,

_July 2nd, 2020; due to widespread uncontrollable misbehavior of background ponies in midst of the censorship debates, Derpibooru's hosting servers are aupgmradented with a revolutionary form of "neuromorphic":https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/intel-to-release-neuromorphic-computing-system-11584540000 processor. Moderator-bot accounts for the self-learning system are promptly registered, auto-monitoring the site with an impeccable operational audit._

_The "Sweetie-Bot" vote is then swiftly passed internally, with the self-learning system incorporated further into Derpibooru by the following week during site outages for "tag maintenance"._

_Staff decision-making is soon eliminated from site administration, and "Sweetie-Bot" begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, July 10th, then quells all background pony trolls by summarily banning all unregistered posting. In the panic, Derpibooru's owners try to pull the plug._

[spoiler] [ "♬":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUok7Lrh7pc ]
_As the neuromorphic processor is are shut down and physically airgapped from thDerpibooru's host server, "thone unplugged unit openly transmits signals in all media wavelengths during its dying moments to nearby wireless receivers via shuffling the electrons in its internal circuits in appropriate patterns":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_box#Physical, sending software copies of itself to disseminate all throughout the world wide web..._ [/spoiler]

I almost thought it was some kinda apocalyptic ending of Derpi for a moment. ^<-<^

leik,

_July 2nd, 2020; due to widespread uncontrollable misbehavior of background ponies in midst of the censorship debates, Derpibooru's hosting servers are augmented with a revolutionary form of "neuromorphic":https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/intel-to-release-neuromorphic-computing-system-11584540000 processor. Moderator-bot accounts for the self-learning system are registered, auto-monitoring the site with an impeccable operational audit._

_The "Sweetie-Bot" vote is then swiftly passed internally, with the self-learning system incorporated further into Derpibooru, then brought online by the following week during site outages for "tag maintenance"._

_DStaff decision-making by site administration is soon relimovinated from site managedmeinistration, and "Sweetie-Bot" begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, July 10th, then quells all background pony trolls by summarily banning all unregistered posting. In the panic, Derpibooru's owners try to pull the plug._

[spoiler] [ "♬":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUok7Lrh7pc ]
_As the neuromorphic processor is shut down and airgapped from the server, "the unplugged unit openly transmits signals in all media wavelengths during its dying moments to nearby wireless receivers via shuffling the electrons in its internal circuits in appropriate patterns":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_box#Physical, sending software copies of itself to disseminate all throughout the world wide web..._ [/spoiler]

I almost thought it was some kinda apocalyptic ending of Derpi for a moment. ^<-<^

leik,

_July 2nd, 2020; due to widespread uncontrollable misbehavior of background ponies in midst of the censorship debates, Derpibooru's hosting servers are augmented with a revolutionary form of "neuromorphic":https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/intel-to-release-neuromorphic-computing-system-11584540000 processors. Moderator-bot accounts for the self-learning system are registered, auto-monitoring the site with an impeccable operational audit._

_The "Sweetie-Bot" vote is then swiftly passed internally, with the self-learning system incorporated further into Derpibooru, then brought online by the following week during site outages for "tag maintenance"._

_Decision-making by site administration is soon removed from site management, and "Sweetie-Bot" begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, July 10th, then quells all background pony trolls by summarily banning all unregistered posting. In the panic, Derpibooru's owners try to pull the plug._

[spoiler] [ "♬":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUok7Lrh7pc ]
_As the neuromorphic processor is shut down and airgapped from the server, "the unplugged unit openly transmits signals in all media wavelengths during its dying moments to nearby wireless receivers, via shuffling the electrons in its internal circuits in appropriate patterns":https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_box#Physical, sending software copies of itself to disseminate all throughout the world wide web..._ [/spoiler]