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What sport does my uncle like? Nascar. What is Horus’ purrsonality like and which character in media best represents Horus? Is it Captain Falcon?

Edit: Also wow just realized how much the little beach in the background resembles Ancient Egypt

Right I should probably keep my Falco Amiibo up most of the time, Berith is the secretary after all

I think I was wise in my decision to never have children. I don’t think being a parent is a role I’m well-suited to. And well I guess I adopted a tulpa son which is a pretty good compromise.

I am being shown other compromises. Being around loud, screaming children all the time is not something I’m cut out for. But being around them for a day here and there? That, I can do. And it has not escaped my attention that I’ve been notably less ill-feeling from my chemo for close to a year now.

Should I manage to re-connect with Super Nova and his family, I can re-connect with my nieces. I was right to adopt them into my heart. They are the children of Super Nova’s brother and sister-in-law. Hopefully, my vision of us visiting the Arizona zoo will come to pass, and then eventually, I shall hold out hope for Disneyland and Universal. As I have said before, if I visit those theme parks once, that does not mean I won’t be able to visit them again. It would be possible that I will be unable to ride Jurassic Park the Ride should we visit soon, as my nieces are young. It is also possible that we will split up, and the girls can do a different ride while Super Nova and I do Jurassic. Diplomacy and discussion with others to find the best paths is, after all, my specialty.

And what the girls want to do will obviously matter most. There are many rides and shows that are less complex that are still fun, and any choice is a good one >^_^<

@FruityPWN
Same here, for I am privy to the secrets of the universe.

As I have spoken about apocalypses much recently, is anyone expecting me to talk about the alien apocalypse? Funny, that. It’s a trick question and aliens are purrhaps the biggest red herring mankind has known. They are actually healers, with weak bodies that pose no threat to us. Waking up on technologically-advanced hospital beds is simply a very terrifying prospect for people, one easily mistaken as a threat.

It is also possible that aliens want us to view them as a threat. Being much more physically capable, humans are likely to do horrible things such as dissection. Aliens primarily communicate telepathically and are very limited in their speech capabilities, so they are not able to explain themselves.

I shall eagerly await my capture from the government for sharing the secrets 😜 I’m kidding of course, if Steven Spielberg has long been free, free is how I shall remain as well. He got aliens the most right in E.T., and if I am to be kept in Area 51 for sharing these secrets, I don’t think my future visions would be of Universal Studios and Disneyland. E.T. Ride and Star Tours, nya >^_^<

I’m a cognitoinfohazard.

@Garka la Garka
I’ve just been showing my cute self off wherever, lol >^_^<

Moderation face reveal thread when? I want to show my Ugly Ass face to everyone :^D

Fucking destined! And who saw that she was purrfect for Galinda without even knowing this based on her purrformance as Cat? I did, thanks to Quinton Reviews >^_^<

Jim Carey plays Robotnik because he wanted to do a role his kids could enjoy, and who do I know who has always wanted to be an actor, is nearing 50, and has a daughter?

Egypt will be calling you, Gerard >^_^<

Yeah, I really think it is as simple as the ancient ones enjoying combat and weaponry, but not war or other acts of violence that were not agreed upon. Wrestling and football are good, murder is not.

Will definitely keep in touch with my dad and see if he would like to visit a shooting range with me. He is a gun hobbyist and has many that I can safely shoot ::3

My father has also, on multiple occasions, given me lectures on gun safety, and I wanna say it was him who said, “Never point a gun at something you don’t intend to kill.” But that may have also been from a movie I watched. It is good to know that, while I refuse to actually own a gun, I do have a source from which the potential to borrow is there >^_^<

I FORGOT GOLD JEFFBLUM IS PLAYING THE WIZARD IN WICKED I HAVE BEEN GREATLY REWARDED

Omg wait what if I win plushies and then give them to the kids?

A walk through the jungle while listening to the entirety of Aida has brought me wisdoms!

In return for helping me manifest this timeline, the ancient ones want “a lifetime of service, wisdom, courage.” To think of this as indentured servitude, however, would be incredibly naive and a misinterpretation of their intent. The key here is that my consent matters in all of this. They don’t want me to be forced to do anything I don’t want to do. They want to share. That is why my rewards are often media I already enjoy. That is why Helluva Boss stuff comes up often on this site. That is why, on my way home from the palace, I encountered signs that told me to eat pickles, and why a sticker of Rick was placed on the 7-11. They are recommendations of media we might enjoy ::3

And I have received yet another sign that we are headed for the good timeline. A literal sign, with green text. A proposal for an arcade in the shopping center connected to my neighbourhood. If we are headed for a bad timeline, why is this arcade coming later, possibly after the election? Why does Mufasa come out around Christmas? And why was this arcade proposed by someone named Christina Moat?

Ah, I see, unfortunately no video games there. However, it is entirely claw machines. And these, it seems, are easier than your typical claw machines. Not only is this a way for me to hone machinery skills, but children will very often win prizes. This pleases Pazuzu >^_^< Games cost $1 to play, meaning I will not have to break the bank if I would like to get in on the fun ::3

I will admit a slight disappointment at the lack of video games, however. Now, of course, should The Clawcade be successful, it is well within the realm of possibility that a second arcade can be built for video games. This could, purrhaps, be another test of patience and another demonstration of the best path. After all, I would prefer for the children to win plushies than to have an arcade with claw machines that do not allow for as much plushie earning >^_^< Additionally, I am free to not take any plushies if I so choose, as I already have quite a few. I can use the Clawcade as a way to mess around with a robotic claw for fun ::3 Donating a dollar here and there to the machines is an act of charity, as it will help the Clawcade afford more plushies. This Clawcade will help children develop motor skills while giving them rewards!

I hope for a second arcade for video games, because such an arcade would not only be fun, but an important component of time travel. The key elements of time travel are water and metal, which can be safely combined via video games. All consoles and machines are made of metal, and the vast majority of video games contain water. Yes, pixelated or 3D modeled water counts! Shooting is also an important activity, I’m not entirely sure why, purrhaps it is as simple as the ancient ones enjoying weaponry. I have already been given my gun - a spray bottle of poison that can be shot at mosquitoes. A video game arcade would be a second way for me to use a gun without harming anyone.

Elly also has had her gun for quite some time. The bow and arrows. Archery is an excellent way to hone one’s skills without hurting anyone >^_^<

There is also, of course, guns in video games. I have shot guns plenty of times as Joker, Wolf, and Bayonetta in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, as Elly has as Samus, Fox, and Link in the Smash Bros titles bingle has played ::3

This was all stuff I discerned in the Autism Discord server, where I revealed myself as a time traveler, and so did a dude in there who goes by Lemon Zest. I noticed, as we discussed things, that he likes the fun side of time travel, as well as things from the 80s and 90s. He builds and modifies his own gaming handhelds. I correctly guessed that his favourite movie is Back to the Future, to which he replied that he loves it so much, he has it memorized. I then asked if he likes gore, and fortunately, he does. I was able to recommend The Evil Dead trilogy, which sees Ash fight a hoard of zombies until the third one, in which he travels back in time to fight an entire army of Deadites. Lemon Zest also recommended to me a list of time travel movies, so there we see yet another example of recommendations >^_^< I also told him I hope he either has or obtains an NES Zapper, the most obvious choice of gun for him.

Anne Frank is a mouse and would have come to America had she lived. An American Tail tells this story. Anne is Tanya Mousekewitz

Rihanna is also a big cat of some sort and likely also a queen, nya ::3

Beyoncé’s true species is a panther. The Black Panthers are back, their peaceful and powerful ways on display through the music of Queen Beyoncé >^_^<

Signs point to Luxander’s species being not a dragon, but a snake. It is a good snake, as snakes are, generally, under-appreciated. Though this is, in part, because some species of snake are very dangerous, and there is a great evil snake demon. It is important to realize when a snake is good and when a snake is bad. They are very dualistic in nature.

It’s basically Undertale.

Solomon is Asgore, Hecate is Toriel and Purrson is Sans.

And you have Undyne, captain of the royal guard. Elly is Undyne. It should be obvious to her who Alphys is.

I’m Frisk, I just go around flirting and vibing lmao >^_^<

I get the feeling Purson likes the way I’ve been unintentionally misspelling his name. I’ve been using “purrson” in place of “person” for people I like.

Purrson it shall be, of great purrs and nyas

Hence, I am not part wolf. Though I have been a golden jackal in a past life.

I am a wolf and werewolves enjoyer and this pleases the ancient ones. Being creative and having fun with one’s species is the way ::3

There are no other catfoxes in the world. Elly is the first.

I know two other people who identify with the catfox. One is a kitsune. One is a calico cat. They are not true catfoxes, however they are still good people. It pleases the ancient ones when a cat is also a fox enjoyer, and vice versa >^_^<

So Elly was also right to include fox elements in bingle’s fursona. Cat is a princess twicefold.

Hecate has two husbands and the other one is King Solomon. King Solomon is a fox. Elly is the result. She is, unironically, a catfox.

Reaching this conclusion requires understanding of how things work. First, how cats operate and the ways of the feline. They are very open in their relationship styles, typically. I’m sure it varies based on the individual, but generally, cats are not monogamous. They enjoy compersion, which is basically the opposite of jealousy. It makes them happy if their partner has fun with another partner. That’s why I tend to feel much more compersion than jealousy. I’m a cat.

Second, rules that apply to the living either don’t apply, or can be bent. Why does Lucario love chocolate even though it’s toxic to dogs? Because Anubis loves chocolate, it’s his favourite food. So, a fox was able to create a child with a cat.

Cat reproduction in the living world is quite different from human reproduction. Cats can mate with multiple cat dads and the kittens will have different fathers all in the same litter.

But I’m probably right that reproduction of angels and demons has the human element of one at a time. At least, usually. Anubis has a litter of five pups so I would assume he either bent the rules or we have a rare case.

Universe is stochastic, as Elly says. And she is right, nya ::3

Showing them an old interview by My Chem and this whole time I had no idea The Black Parade is about a guy who regrets how his life turned out and wishes he could go back.

You can’t undo actions once they are done. Once someone is elected, that’s it and you have to deal with the consequences.

Elections are a test. One choice is love and one choice is hate. Most of you probably think it won’t be a big deal if hate wins this time. We survived the last times it happened.

But I’m telling you all, no. Not this time. Ban me from this site for a day for being political if you must but this is seriously dire. Go read Project 2025 if you think it’ll all be fine. Fuck’s sake.

Well at least it was going to be dire. I realized this election was a trick question and altered the timeline to my liking. Kinda good at choosing best paths, nya.

There is much to do to make the demons happy but good luck stopping me because I have taken zero harmful actions and if you allow me to do my crazy shit, you’ll like the changes we have in store 💚

According to Charlie Kirk’s annoying ass, Tim Walz was addicted to the Sega Dreamcast.

Based Sonic Adventure enjoyer if true

Friends with a storm chaser named Patrick

Yes dad, I know Lord of the Rings is another good anti-Harry Potter. Yes I’ll watch it. Lmaooo