Stupid Stuff That Comes to Mind That We Want to Post

Poll results: Is baseball a fruit?

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
22.73% 15 votes
No, but a tin can
18.18% 12 votes
Why are you still reading these options?
18.18% 12 votes
POLAND CAN INTO SPACE
16.67% 11 votes
What is love?
10.61% 7 votes
The Crusades were unjustified genocide
9.09% 6 votes
<<THat's what V2 is for.>>
4.55% 3 votes

Poll ends . 66 votes cast so far.

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@Anonymous #E769
I read that as, “Waffles are pancakes with Anti-lock Brake Systems.” And it took me a few moments to figure out what you meant. Puzzling, because I don’t own a car, and I work out almost every day. I’m just not into the workout culture much, and I have a mechanically-minded brain.
Elly Catfox
Birthday Fur - Joined within the first year of the site operation and has had significant amount of activity as of June 1, 2021.
Derpy Fur - Prevented Furbooru's terrible fate in April of 2021.
Astra - Helped choose the name for our mascot - Astra.
Passing of the Eclipse - Joined within the first month of public opening and has had at least some activity as of August 3, 2020.
Bronze Piece - Bronze Supporter on Patreon

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I got me and my friends the most femboy pizza delivery tonight. I ordered it for “Femboy Olly” and bought thin crust pizzas and diet cokes that added up to 46.69. Then I gave the delivery boy a good tip and left, “Hot pizza and hot delivery boy! (No homo ♥) ^_^” on the post-delivery comments. Wore/wearing my prettiest outfit. I know this sounds like a total bullshit story you’d read on the internet, but it’s 100% true. ^_^ ♥
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