Stupid Stuff That Comes to Mind That We Want to Post

Mashed potatoes is just irish guacamole

Peppers are just aggressive tomatos

@Anonymous #E769
I read that as, “Waffles are pancakes with Anti-lock Brake Systems.” And it took me a few moments to figure out what you meant. Puzzling, because I don’t own a car, and I work out almost every day. I’m just not into the workout culture much, and I have a mechanically-minded brain.

@UmbraPone1
I love both, but I’ve yet to find a pepper as juicy as even the driest tomato.

I introduce to thee the pepperdew, the definition of angy tomatos ^u^

Muneigh.

@UmbraPone1
This is very nice. I want some. I read up all that on them. Sounds sweet really, rather than angry. :3

I got me and my friends the most femboy pizza delivery tonight. I ordered it for “Femboy Olly” and bought thin crust pizzas and diet cokes that added up to 46.69. Then I gave the delivery boy a good tip and left, “Hot pizza and hot delivery boy! (No homo ♥) ^_^” on the post-delivery comments. Wore/wearing my prettiest outfit. I know this sounds like a total bullshit story you’d read on the internet, but it’s 100% true. ^_^ ♥

If you can’t find a dick, at least you can be pretty and pretend anyways. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Organized crime my ass!

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
Organized ass my crime!

Where are the cabbits?

@OliverHancock
Crime ass my organize!

@HFX1997
That’s how mafia works!

Mafia works how that!

The fitness gram pacer test-

%time to see whose cultured%

Memories are broken

I was more inyerested in push ups than running.

The truth goes unspoken. I’ve even forgotten my name.

@OliverHancock
I don’t know the season or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade.

@Praedyth
riffs

A desolate place without any trace (trace)

currently obsessed with the backrooms lore

ฅ ^%%amongus%%

@Anonymous #E769
you’re a bit late

@Procerus
Which room is your favorite backroom? I like the one where you are in a car and where if you leave the car you’ll get stabbed by a tentacle from the sky