I am not, now, at this moment, drunk.
But I have a BRILLIANT plan. I have to deal with my septic tank today, which I want to, and plan to, do sober. Because it's the kind of thing I want to get right, and only have to do once.
And as soon as I'm done with it I am going to drink until I forget EVERYTHING.
It's a plan so brilliant, if you pinned a tail to it you could call it a weasel.
I'm thinking Margaritas.
Many, many margaritas.