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Armpit zit relationship

I was so addicted to energy drinks that whenever I saw a black car covered in dew it made me thirsty.

I hate grimart

What’s bigger than Texas? Two Texases.

Is that funny? Not really.

Are you laughing anyway? Yes.

@Lunarmoon21
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That’s a formatting joke. That is simply too awesomely nerdy 😁

Weinie

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Gold Jeffblum

The existence of an Ariana Grande implies the existence of an Ariana Tall and an Ariana Venti

Just learned that my great uncle fought in World War II. I’m sure he’s yet another spirit protecting all of us. He wouldn’t want that for us, especially after seeing it first-hand.

He was also a legend in the RC car community, and I just learned he had a YouTube! I’m gonna spend tonight watching his stuff, and I’d like to extend an invite in case it interests anyone else:
It’s heeere!

And I said that in that way because this dude’s legacy still doesn’t end there. Guess who’s RC cars appear in the opening scene of Poltergeist? All you need is an adblocker if you want to enjoy for free!
It’s heeere!

“Kicking assholes in their assholes is like therapy but for good people” - Diego, The Umbrella Academy (written by Gerard Way)

Goyboy hooters
“Not everyone loves the secret cheese sauce”

Aaaa I just found out my old college buddy actually made it onto Comedy Central! The friend army I have built is so damn cool. And, considering everyone reading this post is also a part of the friend army, that means you, too, are damn cool 😎

Being a necromancer can be so rewarding. It was dead, they were dead, never to come back again. Then they made a comeback this year, headlining When We Were Young, playing the album in its entirety. And now that resistance leaders are needed, here they are stepping up to the plate just as I have. Gee doesn’t know he’s my oracle and that we are in sync with one another, but we are, and I’m happy to have revived my favourite album of all time. Long live The Black Parade! 🖤

And happy to share my first TBP vocal cover, which can be listened to here.

@StrangeKittenOfTheFabulousKilljoys
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

I pity them fools. They are not prepared for the slam jam.

So like, probably the only athlete that’s gonna be down with Project 2025 is Hulk Hogan. And well, he’s quite past his prime. The entirety of like, MMA fighters and wrestlers and basketball players are gonna be against it. What if they just wrestle all their enemies? Bob and weave and shoot a hoop?

Let’s not lose sight of the fact that anything is possible, including the ridiculous.

@StrangeKittenOfTheFabulousKilljoys
Precious!

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What’s orange and juicy?
A fox ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I just learned Keenan Thompson played Funky Kong on SNL and I can’t even look at him without losing my shit. Behold! What an absolutely glorious thing. My sides. Send help.

Happy Halloween! 🧡🧡SK