Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

@EclecticInspiration  
i taste ratt in the air.

no eating ratt ratt is friend

@Cerebrate  
@NyantaStarhunt  
but am tasty  
yis-yis, ratt is around for a little while

@EclecticInspiration  
RATT. Ratt better give snugz.

@Jinx  
shnuggs tight

I think those two really ahve missed you. It is nice to see you again my friend.

@NyantaStarhunt  
I’ve missed all you bastards like you wouldn’t believe. My fellow trainees don’t even come close to replacing y’all.  
…  
Besides, I can’t fuggen hear them >.> but that’s my fault  
wear your ear protection, kids

@EclecticInspiration  
Did you drop a hot one in the tube WITHOUT ear pro?

@EclecticInspiration  
Shoot a gun without it or a boom boom happened?
 
And that means a lot to me thanks

@NyantaStarhunt  
Hes a mortarman. Meaning, his big ratt ears got BOOMED by a tube and an explosive dildo.

@NyantaStarhunt  
@Jinx  
Nu >.> we don’t do mortars yet(although I bet my platoon is carrying some mortar parts in this Forge I’m missing)  
I shot 40 rounds of 5.56×45 NATO through an m4a1(not an m249 SAW thankfully) without ear pro

@EclecticInspiration  
Stoopid. Dont do that.

@Jinx  
;-; sorreh  
It wasn’t supposed to happen but liek  
it was my last chance to qualify expert(it wasn’t gonna happen with the ear pro anyway tbh)  
so liek  
I had to maek boollette go where boollette needed 2 go Before Time Ran Out™

@EclecticInspiration  
Well, did you get expert at least?

@Jinx  
pfft no  
I’m a terrible shot 👉🏻🐭👉🏻 need more range time

Am never even held a gun before

@NyantaStarhunt  
(did hold a gun before, genuine article revolvers, unloaded of course, no wonder you can use those as hammers those things are weighty.)

@Cerebrate
 
@NyantaStarhunt  
I own several AR 15’s, a grenade launcher, multiple pistols, and rifles.

@Cerebrate  
@NyantaStarhunt  
@Jinx  
I’m familiar with pistols. Rifles aren’t much different tbh, except they’re harder to aim & hold

@Cerebrate  
Wait no I have held a rifle.
 
Im good with a bow….and a long sword

@Jinx  
(i know the US allows ownership of nearly any firearm, but grenade launchers too?)

@Cerebrate  
37mm. Just cant make our own explosive ammunition, or anti personell.

Still tho. Remind me to never upset you

I can’t shoot for shit but I can shoot the shit just fine
 
%^{also apparently I’m not bad at singing so I have that going for me}%

@EclecticInspiration  
Ooo~