Armello: fate of Kings and Heroes [NSFW,violence]

@Cerebrate  
“I’m not sure I’ll appeal to his hedonism- he may give me a more outrageous task, like killing you instead. Kind of hard to please that one and I don’t have much incentive to. What if that bell were to break?”

@Cerebrate  
(I take back my post. I was smol brain)
 
“I’m a show rat- I’m sure a private show will tickle his attitude a bit. Maybe some fire- everyone likes fire, deer aside. You’re welcome to watch, I guess. I’d try psychic surgery if you’ve got someone to help but that may not be good…” She strokes her chin. “If that’s all to know, I’ll get right on it.”

@EclecticInspiration  
she is led to the main camp, a stark contrast to the hovels most of the reptilians dwelled in, clearly at the insistence of volodar.
 
??: “ah, the old crone herself escorts the trespasser to me? hadn’t you said that was beneath you?”
 
Agniya: “I must beg forgiveness, mighty volodar, chosen of the worm, but anything that may bring you joy is of the highest order, no?”
 
one could practically hear the teeth clenched contempt she was trying to hide.

@Cerebrate  
Already used to ass-kidding, the rat doesn’t miss a beat, “surely m’lord wouldn’t mind a show?”
 
(Many witnesses?)

@EclecticInspiration  
(none that would snitch, or move to interfere.)
 
Volodar: “now there’s an idea.”

@Cerebrate  
And thus, she gets going.  
She probably starts with fire eating, then transitions to fire poi. All intent on establishing herself as a showrat.
 
(Here’s an example of fire eating fire poi although neither example are exactly what she does. I give you these because I might be gone for a little while -_-)

@Cerebrate  
(Post with oreo, they left the inn)

@EclecticInspiration  
the lizard was quite captivated, enjoying the show more than a bit.
 
 
@Jinx  
Oreo: “well, the shrinking potion seems to be working alright, next on the agenda making me a guard.”

@Cerebrate  
Exactly. We need to visit zosha.
 
(Btw, what is zosha, in species that is.

@Jinx  
(a rat, she is from armello’s canon where all clan members except pbandits and dragons are the species of their clan.)

@Cerebrate  
(Ok, well, your post.)

@Jinx  
Oreo: “got it, let’s hope she’s not too busy.”

@Cerebrate  
Shed do just about anything for me, so i doubt it. If im not mistaken, shes actually nearby.

@Jinx  
you were not mistaken, mainly because of the calling card that had appeared on your nightstand.
 
Oreo: “so anything i should be looking out for? something i shouldn’t mention?”

@Cerebrate  
She concludes the poi bit by grasping the lit ends in her palm, extinguishing them, similar to how one would with a fire eating torch.  
She bows, “I don’t get to do close-up magic very often, but perhaps m’lord would like to see such a rare trick?”

“that does sound intriguing indeed, show me.”

@Cerebrate  
She comes close and withdraws a packet of cards. Opening it, she reveals the many cards within. “Every card is different. You’re welcome to look through them and make sure, and most certainly welcome to mix them.” She stands somewhat beside him to watch, although it wouldn’t affect the trick in the slightest.

@EclecticInspiration  
the monitor lizard eyes her as he shuffles the deck.
 
“cards being magic is not very unusual though.”

@Cerebrate  
I say just be quiet until i introduce you. Shes very formal when it comes to business, and we used to date.

@Cerebrate  
“You’re right, but sometimes something amazing happens.” She gently takes the deck and makes a few cuts. She’ll have him tell him when to stop, and then she declares the card on top is his. “I’ll let you take that and look at it- maybe show it to the others first if you’re feeling adventurous, might as well fool them, too.”

@Jinx  
that had gone south not with a yell of anger but rather a whimper of awkwardness, better not bring it up, zosha’s happiness practically depended on that never having happened.

@EclecticInspiration  
he seems to be getting suspicious but draws a card, looking at it.

@Cerebrate  
It’s a normal 5 of clubs. “I think…hmm…I think you should look closer at the back of it. Maybe rub it a little.”

@EclecticInspiration  
he does so.

@Cerebrate  
I know love, but she gets jealous, and i want her to be happy too. Shes gonna find out eventually, but for now its between us.
 
shyanne was unhappy about it too