Stupid Stuff That Comes to Mind That We Want to Post

So like, probably the only athlete that’s gonna be down with Project 2025 is Hulk Hogan. And well, he’s quite past his prime. The entirety of like, MMA fighters and wrestlers and basketball players are gonna be against it. What if they just wrestle all their enemies? Bob and weave and shoot a hoop?

Let’s not lose sight of the fact that anything is possible, including the ridiculous.

I pity them fools. They are not prepared for the slam jam.

@StrangeKittenOfTheFabulousKilljoys
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

Being a necromancer can be so rewarding. It was dead, they were dead, never to come back again. Then they made a comeback this year, headlining When We Were Young, playing the album in its entirety. And now that resistance leaders are needed, here they are stepping up to the plate just as I have. Gee doesn’t know he’s my oracle and that we are in sync with one another, but we are, and I’m happy to have revived my favourite album of all time. Long live The Black Parade! 🖤

And happy to share my first TBP vocal cover, which can be listened to here.

Aaaa I just found out my old college buddy actually made it onto Comedy Central! The friend army I have built is so damn cool. And, considering everyone reading this post is also a part of the friend army, that means you, too, are damn cool 😎

Goyboy hooters
“Not everyone loves the secret cheese sauce”

“Kicking assholes in their assholes is like therapy but for good people” - Diego, The Umbrella Academy (written by Gerard Way)

Just learned that my great uncle fought in World War II. I’m sure he’s yet another spirit protecting all of us. He wouldn’t want that for us, especially after seeing it first-hand.

He was also a legend in the RC car community, and I just learned he had a YouTube! I’m gonna spend tonight watching his stuff, and I’d like to extend an invite in case it interests anyone else:
It’s heeere!

And I said that in that way because this dude’s legacy still doesn’t end there. Guess who’s RC cars appear in the opening scene of Poltergeist? All you need is an adblocker if you want to enjoy for free!
It’s heeere!

The existence of an Ariana Grande implies the existence of an Ariana Tall and an Ariana Venti

Gold Jeffblum

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Weinie

@Lunarmoon21
Did you just—
That’s a formatting joke. That is simply too awesomely nerdy 😁

What’s bigger than Texas? Two Texases.

Is that funny? Not really.

Are you laughing anyway? Yes.

I hate grimart

I was so addicted to energy drinks that whenever I saw a black car covered in dew it made me thirsty.

Armpit zit relationship

Knuckle ass

You know you’re living in paradise when Circle Jerks is carved into the sidewalk 🤘😺