Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

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Birthday Fur - Joined within the first year of the site operation and has had significant amount of activity as of June 1, 2021.
Derpy Fur - Prevented Furbooru's terrible fate in April of 2021.
Astra - Helped choose the name for our mascot - Astra.
Passing of the Eclipse - Joined within the first month of public opening and has had at least some activity as of August 3, 2020.

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ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ  
ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ  
sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all  
over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry
 
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background furry #19375
Birthday Fur - Joined within the first year of the site operation and has had significant amount of activity as of June 1, 2021.
Derpy Fur - Prevented Furbooru's terrible fate in April of 2021.
Astra - Helped choose the name for our mascot - Astra.
Passing of the Eclipse - Joined within the first month of public opening and has had at least some activity as of August 3, 2020.

%[ >not ded, cuz shorkos don’t have bones to break ]%  
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everytime I get the flu my sense of perception and lucidity turns to absolute chaos. Can’t tell if an object weighs a million tons or just as much as a single feather, and when I sleep my dreams go between completely abstract and surreal, to so realistic that I can’t distinguish it from reality until I suddenly find myself in bed.
 
It’s only been a day and a half since I was given the first of the two Moderna vaccines. Why the fug is this stuff so harsh? n’why couldn’t it’ve been the J&J one? my heckin’ arm. the shivers. fug. (I can imagine tho it’d very likely be waaay worse if it were the SARS-CoV-2 itself)
 
crazy that it’s all cuz of foreign RNA running it’s course thru tiny little submicron-sized machines.
 
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can u imagine ‘‘coronavirus parties’’ being an actual thing?
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