Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

@Sky  
Bumpa carz!

@EclecticInspiration  
More like RAMMING SPEED

@Sky  
This is the only acceptable solution

@Pizzamovies  
Correction: Its the only AVAILABLE solution. 20+ tons of rolling thunder doesn’t exactly stop on a dime and steering isn’t much better.

@Sky  
It’s okay. That’s why mods exist. Cause screw reality

Someone pet the cat before I break a cup

 
I’ve decided to start doing “words of the day” to get off probation. And they say that if I never go trick or treating again they’ll be sure to send me a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk every month. Boy, sounds like a great deal to me.
 
So, I opened up the dictionary, flickered through the pages. And I think I know which word I should present today:
 

 
…what, do you think I was gonna define it? No, too much work, get your own dictionary.

@NyantaStarhunt  
pets the cat.

@Dave33333  
No need to define. We have enough experience among us anyways lmao

@Dave33333  
!https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/655206691570450435/774338211693592616/ZomboMeme\_06112020131329.jpg!
 
“ZomboMeme”. Zombie (computing) hmmmm…
 
Bit creepy tho, since I recently got an error for Furbooru that said; “Error 526: Invalid SSL certificate”. Also,
 
@Pizzamovies  

 
here, I know you’re trusted to use guns irl, so taek dis funky gaslamp fantasy contraption I daydreamed about back when 140Mi/h winds and rain were blasting over muh house.

@Coriolanus  
Oh this excites the fuck out of me. You’ve done well lord Vader

@Pizzamovies  
The sun is a deadly laser

@Praedyth  
The sun is still a deadly laser

I WANT THE DEADLY LASER

Yes

@NyantaStarhunt  
pat

Yez

@NyantaStarhunt  
Pats and boops da snoot This is my snoot now. only i can boop da snoot

No I am high dont do it

@Praedyth  
The more you know. PEW PEW

@Pizzamovies  
have a last prism

@Praedyth  
HaHA HAHA VICTORY

@Pizzamovies  
Charges up last prism Beam to the face.