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I've decided to start doing "words of the day" to get off probation. And they say that if I never go trick or treating again they'll be sure to send me a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk every month. Boy, sounds like a great deal to me.
So, I opened up the dictionary, flickered through the pages. And I think I know which word I should present today:

...what, do you think I was gonna define it? No, too much work, get your own dictionary.