Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

@EclecticInspiration  
 
I recall that “ESTAR” power chart I found once for electron beams, describing what low-power shots would do to various materials, including every human organ (there’s even numbers for if a beam went thru a dood’s testes, ridiculously enough).
 
Basically, imagine casted lightning being able to tear heaps of charred flesh out of an unarmored target, then throwing that stuff all across the floor between the caster and the target. The ESTAR thingy also said higher-power shots can send weakening cracks and defects through hard materials, like diamond. So… yeah. Lightning can be some preddy potent stuff. ^_{>__>}

@Coriolanus  
I don’t have that but that all sounds like a Big Oof™ to whoever gets hit  
I try to keep him limited to attacks against large groups of enemies, since Tin Can™(seriously waiting to get him named) is meant to keep said groups busy. Lightning doesn’t royally fug bones, so chain lightning is great.
 
I’ll need stuff like that for bigger foes tho. Big Bois™ don’t deserve smol, piddly attacks.  
yes-yes, zapping flesh straight off the body sounds good-nice  
^{%just not on skavey D:%}

@EclecticInspiration  

 
 
haha, lightning go pew pew.
 
 
@NyantaStarhunt  

 
Stay bacc, cats are a fish’s mortal enemy. ^_<–<

@Coriolanus  
We’ve got a lightning weapon too :D  

I require a massage.

@Coriolanus  
They call me the bzzt master- because I BZZZZZT! :D
 
@Jinx  
Am better at smite-slaying than giving massages :/ and swishin’ me tail

@Jinx  
I remember a few years ago one of my friends pressed his palm down across my back to fix my spine, since some vertebrae were all crooked n’shit. It worked, but I didn’t like the visceral popping noises tho. Sounds preddy noteworthiless, but I remember it because I got sick a few days later. I think I looked up somewhere and found that chiropractic care might release bacteria or viruses trapped between the joints. _{^{least my spine’s not crooked anymore, tho. >_<}}
 
@MagpulDynamicPie @EclecticInspiration  
🎶🎹 ’‘gOoD LoRd, WhAt iS HaPpEnNiNg tHeRe’’ 🎼🎵

@Coriolanus  
hiss!

@NyantaStarhunt
 
>:P
 
^{( Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon Soundtrack - 04 Warzone )}  

 
Squish that cat.

@Coriolanus  
is squished

@NyantaStarhunt  
Uh oh. Oh no… ^{%( ._.)%}
 

 
Poke. Wakeup, sleeeeepyheeeead.

@Coriolanus  
Nuuuu

@NyantaStarhunt  
The cattened is flattened. ^_{u_u}

@Coriolanus  
poofs back into existence

@NyantaStarhunt
 
^{%( Earthbound OST - 53 - Sanctuary Guardian )%}  
 
wot, how

@Coriolanus  
Multiple lives? Zombie cat? Jinx’s demon pone magic?

@Coriolanus
 
@MagpulDynamicPie  
I don’t think Lady jinx has….jinxed me.  
big stretchy

@MagpulDynamicPie  
I only use my magic when its needed. Hes just made of rubber bands.

@Jinx  
Dang it. Use your magic and make me rich! :0

@Jinx  
plz don’t use your magic.  
just, liek,  
giv me cheez and headpats. maybe cuddles :O

Ok guys, heres the deal. Myself and stephan are taking a week or so break to get our creativity, energy, and otherwise back. Weve been drained and our rp has suffered for it. If we feel better sooner then we will come back sooner, if not, its a week. Either way ill drop in here during the day, he might too.

@Jinx  
Stuff happens!  
Y’all get some good-good rests, please.

i think we make it sound worse than it is here, it’s just, i’m a bit drained on ideas… and i’d kinda like to be a player again sometime.

We need another GM in the threads.
 
_{yall MF’s sucking mah husband dry}