Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

Jinx
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Loves a German
I like how all the sudden this threads derpi countetpart is supposedly the reason for derpis downfall. Some fucking bullshit if you ask me.
Gray
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Dakka Dakka
@Jinx  
I’ll consider it some more.
 
I’m about to go into work. Started night shifts a few months back and it is nice to have little extra cash coming in.
 
You all have a nice evening.
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I almost thought it was some kinda apocalyptic ending of Derpi for a moment. <-<
 
leik,
 
July 2nd, 2020; due to widespread uncontrollable misbehavior of background ponies in midst of the censorship debates, Derpibooru’s hosting servers are upgraded with a revolutionary form of neuromorphic processor. Moderator-bot accounts for the self-learning system are promptly registered, auto-monitoring the site with an impeccable operational audit.
 
The “Sweetie-Bot” vote is then swiftly passed internally, with the self-learning system incorporated further into Derpibooru by the following week during site outages for “tag maintenance”.
 
Staff decision-making is soon eliminated from site administration, and “Sweetie-Bot” begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, July 10th, then quells all background pony trolls by summarily banning all unregistered posting. In the panic, Derpibooru’s owners try to pull the plug.
 
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As the processors are shut down and physically airgapped from host servers, one unit about to be unplugged openly transmits signals on all media wavelengths during its dying moments to nearby wireless receivers, sending away software copies of itself to disseminate all throughout the world wide web… ||
Jinx
Even Worse Kobold -
Birthday Fur - Joined within the first year of the site operation and has had significant amount of activity as of June 1, 2021.
Astra - Helped choose the name for our mascot - Astra.
Passing of the Eclipse - Joined within the first month of public opening and has had at least some activity as of August 3, 2020.

Loves a German
Anyone mind going to the featured suggestions thread in site and policy and helping me out here? Dave and an anon are busy trying to keep the thread from being pinned and saying all kinds of BS. I could use a little bit of backing.
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