Random Roleplay (SFW)

Whoa what is this place? Wjat the heck? Ouch! A cactus

This place looks strange. Did someone knock me out? I need to find out.

Maybe I’ll sleep in that temple I’m sure nothing bad will happen

My character let’s call him Mark walks into the temple. He sees a shadow.

“What’s that?”

Cosmas the Parrot:

“I must unleash my rap powers (that I learned from How T9 Rap in 20 minutes) to discover him. Ahem.

Yo come outta the dark for my anger is quite stark!

Imma mess you up bewb if ya mess me up, noob!

So face me like a man! Or your honor will be like a fan!

Ha!

(Maybe I should listen to my cousin and be a rapper!)

Cosmas the parrot: Show yourself fiend!

Eep! (Hides behind pillar)
Don’t eat me! I swear, I taste like old toothpaste!

(Cosmos sees a scared, small, chubby, bespecled skunk in an oversized tank top, and sandle shoes. The Skunk is scared covering his face with his hands, shaking in fright.)

(The skunk peeks from behind his little chubby fingers at Cosmos the parrot.)

Hey, wait, you’re not the Muffin Man, are you? He mad I ate all his muffins.

Wait muffins? You dare to steal from the Muffin Man? You’re either crazy or very brave.

I’m recruiting you to my team! Join me and together we shall steal all the rasty treats of the wor-

Ouch!

Uh ignore that tripping.

Listen do you have any spare muffins? Im hungry. And they could be good distractions for mummies.

(Oh and nice to see you on this site. A mecca for furry art as old as 2002)

I’m not crazy! I’m just ditzy…

Yay team! (Pulls out pompoms.) Go team go! (Tosses them aside.)

I think I might have a muffin here in my backpack… Looks a little smushed. Sorry I may of sat on it at some point.
(Holds up a still safely plastic wrapped yet cartoonishly flattened pancake thin muffin.)
Ok… So maybe I should go on a diet… I just like muffins too much…

(Thanks, surprised you’re familiar with me lol. Maybe I’ll post up some of my art later. Hehe)

@Beau Skunky
(My OC is CluSky.)

CluSky: GRRRR! WHO ARE YOU??!!

CluSky then flies over to them in her manifest form.

CluSky: A-AND WHY ARE YOU HERE??!!

@Anonymous #D38C
Eep! Monster! Don’t pummel and harm us!

@Beau Skunky
CluSky: I DON’T TRUST ANYONE!! Well, not since NuSky trapped me in here.

CluSky then flies away in anger and fear.

(I have another oc, his name is Mike cipher. He is a villain and the most dangerous of the mickey-verse. AND he is the ruler of this temple, he is planning to take over the multiverse.)

Come back! We can unite against him ans the Muffin King as well as Lord Farquaad! The bird skunk bird alliance what say you!?

Theres a mummy about to make us cry for our mummy

@Anonymous #90C9
(I dunno.)

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Mummy? Where?!

(Sees a large gem with a large print sign that reads “Do not touch will summon rolling boulder.”)
Oh, shiny!
(Slowly reaches for it.)

“slow mo NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”

The earth trembles and a big ruby boulder comes rolling at us.

“I don’t wanna be squashed flat like a Looney Tunes character! The people of my village will tease me! Run away!”

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
The ruby boulder opens it’s mouth widely, ready to chomp on the two.

Ruby boulder: RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

@Anonymous #D38C
Ruby Boulder: WHO DARE SUMMON US!?

@Anonymous #D38C
Ahhhhh! We are sorry Mr Red Lord of Shiny Gems! My uh aquaintence pressed the switch but we were just uh being janitors and cleaning stuff up.

How about a deal we will clean you up and in exchange you destroy the mummy in front of us!

(Perhaps I should use the Skunks tail to clean up.)

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Ruby Boulder: Hmmm, sure thing.

Wait really? Well I gues you are a dirty uh boy I think you are?

Cosmas the Parrot uses Beau’s tail to wash and dry ruby boulder.

“Have you considered joining an alliance? I can sculpt you to to be a rock golem like a Regi pokemon Together we will be unsgoppable!”

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Ruby Boulder: Well… I was once a large ruby dragon, until the dangerous mouse, Mike cipher, turned me into a boulder. I only wish I could be a dragon again.

@Anonymous #D38C
Ah I see a victim of unfortunate circumstance. Well then we will find this Mike Cipher guy and we defeat him!

Join us on our quest! We can use someone to roll out on our foes.

Uh oh. Theres an army of mummies, as well as rapper mummies wanting to rap sick beats to drag us to the underworld! And even evil giant muffins! Will you fight them?!