Beach party RP (Keep it PG13 SFW)

Beau Skunky

Chunky funky skunky
Wait, I have an idea! I’ll save you from the giant enemy crab!
(Puts a CD in an old CD player. Takes off tank-top shirt exposing his flabby body to the crab, and starts dancing, and singing while slowly rubbing, and jiggling his own fat belly rolls, and flabby chest.)
I’m too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt!
(The giant crab is repulsed, tries to look away, and drops Cosmas.)
Beau Skunky

Chunky funky skunky
@Cosmas-the-Explorer
(Instead of a hot featherly lady, Cosmos is greated by a rather fat, shirtless, boy skunk.
Not the kind of “bosoms” Cosmos was probably hoping to see.)
There there my feathered friend, you’re safe now.
(Pats Cosmos on shoulder)
Is something wrong?
Cosmas-the-Explorer
Birthday Fur - Joined within the first year of the site operation and has had significant amount of activity as of June 1, 2021.
Passing of the Eclipse - Joined within the first month of public opening and has had at least some activity as of August 3, 2020.

The Mystery Dungeon Guy
Everything in my life right now…
Ah I shouldn’t be too cynical. You did save my life from Giant Mr. Krabs.
In times like this I believe I owe what some may call a life debt.
My services and wings are in your big meaty paws.
I hope this wasn’t a mistake. Curse my code of honor.
Cosmas-the-Explorer
Birthday Fur - Joined within the first year of the site operation and has had significant amount of activity as of June 1, 2021.
Passing of the Eclipse - Joined within the first month of public opening and has had at least some activity as of August 3, 2020.

The Mystery Dungeon Guy
Oh boy here we go… Wait really that’s all? Well I guess I’ll go get one.
Flies and makes sure I don’t somersault this time.
Rings bell
“I’m looking for an ice cream. I think mint would be good. I dont know if skunks like that but I do!”
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Beau Skunky

Chunky funky skunky
@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Mint is perfectly fine.
(Startles Cosmas, as he uknowingly is suddenly right behind him at the vendor. How did such a chubby skunk move so fast, and quietly? He must really like ice cream.)
…You ok?
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