Stupid Stuff That Comes to Mind That We Want to Post

My name is pat back

Lingangul Hulu guli

FIFTEEN MILES ON THE ERIE CANAL.

Okay so, the UFO I saw last year was a Starlink. I had forgotten how it looked until a purrson I watch on YouTube showed one. The one my mom and I hit years ago while on the freeway, however, definitely wasn’t. It looked nothing like the satellites.

Makes sense that I would be shown both, too.

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シックサー　マムザー

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Absolutely not.

Wrong thread.

It all starts with this… a jewel containing the ultimate power…

Pizza in the morning
Pizza in the evening
Pizza at 2am

When pizza is a pizza
You can have
Pizza

I love how limitation leads to creativity

Japan wants to be Japan

England wants to be England

You really can’t change the entire world.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
It’s funny that a one-world government is something people fear, because it’s so monumentally unlikely to make happen. There are over 200 countries and they all want to be those countries. Their leaders want to be the leaders.

@StrangeKittenOfTheFabulousKilljoys
Oddly, some people want that to happen.

Ever enduring, ever grilled, and ever cheesy, a little-known fact is that our universe is made up of grilled cheese particles. We are all of us grilled cheese, connected by both bread and gooey cheesiness, occasionally bathing in the tomato soup to increase our robust flavour. But can we really, truly know grilled cheese? Everyone knows cheese is grilled as fuck, but who knows what it’s thinking? Who knows why the cheese is grilled? And why do we think of it as fonduely as we think of the mystical (nonexistant?) Dr. Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said, “Cheese without grilling is blind, but grilling without cheese is mere intellectual play.” Grilled cheese exhibits experience by dunking in tomato soup all day, but it exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a grill!” Keep it up, baby!

When the grilled cheese is placed on the plate alongside the tomato soup, it knows that it will die. And yet, for a sandwich that can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be grilled for, much as a rich man feels any law with a cheese is a price. We think of grilled cheese as a hero, but it is simply the lunch of all beings. The lifekind. Perchance.

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