Stupid Stuff That Comes to Mind That We Want to Post

@Praedyth
My pseudopenis is bigger???? :O

Green elbow, nipple snap, femboy hooters, mom’s spaghetti.

Cool

Cats.

@Zaknel
foxes

@Luna
Hyaenas

Pootis

My roommate was a very bad boy. In the morning I’m gonna do my hair n makeup and slay his ass in court with this fit. XD <3

@Luna
Hyenas.

If you could become a pokemon what would you be?

I might become an Umbreon or Espeon. Or maybe I would be Tropius.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Mightyena

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Possibly Flygon. One of my faves, cute, and can fly. There’s so many I like though it’d hard to choose.

@Lunarmoon21
Ah what a magnificent catdog.

@MoonOtter
Flygon is one of the few cute dragons that is still cute even fully evolved. Althougg my personal favorite is Vibrava since I love those colors.

Necrozma, just stand out in the sun and stonks.

@Elly Catfox
What is that? Omorashi?

Have you paid the Cheese Tax?

@Lunarmoon21
Wait I’m an idiot.

Dark Lord: Alright I need help to rule the universe, I need an assistant.

Person: Ooh pick me! Pick me! I have extensive experience!

Dark Lord: In what?

Person: I’ve sold several pets to different owners. It’s a great buisness with my puppy mill and

Dark Lord: You operate a puppy mill?! Guards off with his head!

Would you like to hear something funny yet stupid from halo lore

@Praedyth
Sure why not? Give it to me!

I forgot it exactly word for word, but apparently the forerunners one day decided to ask themselves what would happen if they tilted/rotated the galaxy, not even the higher ups, just your average forerunners which do shit with planets on a daily basis

if i find the exact thing i shall link it

@Praedyth
Man the forerunners sound fun. If only they weren’t wiped out we could see them do crazy tricks or death stars.

They tunneled into another universe to use it for power at one point

What would you rather be? A cat or a dog?

@Praedyth
Probably to then it’s just your usual mining operation.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Yep!