Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

I wonder where my husband is…

@Jinx  
Lots of havoc on the autobann lately, and one of the doomwheels is missing  
…I wouldn’t look into it
 
Joking aside, I dunno, chief-thing

I know right i bug him for pets and poof.
 
@EclecticInspiration  
How is skaven

@Jinx  
(it was afternoon and not blistering hot, my apologies for doing something so preposterous as going outside.)

@Cerebrate  
how dare you

@NyantaStarhunt  
(not to mention one of our cats needing to be pulled from where he was stuck, I love him but he’s a dummy.)

@Cerebrate  
Hey don’t hate on my brothers! We provide you with the much needed meows that humans need to survive!

(yeah but if they do it at 4 am one more time there’s gonna be hell to pay, and stop teasing the neighbors dog one day he’ll have their head for it.)

hehe cats. it what we do

@Cerebrate  
Getting some outside time? Heresy.

tsk tsk tsk.
 
@Jinx  
a la mobster how should we take care of em boss

@NyantaStarhunt  
(true.)
 
@Jinx  
(i was not made to swear the vampire oath.)

@Cerebrate  
Yeah but you married me, so, yknow.
 
How was your fun in the sun?

@Jinx  
(i thought you were an infernal hellhound, added vampire to the resume?)
 
(it was honestly pretty alright… i just know about all the biking lanes by heart by now.)

@Cerebrate  
Biking sounds fun!

@NyantaStarhunt  
(it is, i hear it always blows everyone’s mind that adults would use one to actually get around rather than a car.)

@Cerebrate  
Heh. I would but work is like a 30 minute car ride on a highway. So i use a motorcycle instead

@Cerebrate  
At least youve got the fun of bike riding.

@Jinx  
(yeah, i quite like it.)

@NyantaStarhunt  
(i have a spray bottle of water and am very much not afraid to use it.)

@Cerebrate  
stares at you….then at the cup…..
 
push

@Cerebrate  
@NyantaStarhunt  
Oop- there he go.
 
And hello there

@NyantaStarhunt  
(sprayed with the fury of a thousand thousand pet owners!)

@Cerebrate  
ACKKKKK!!!