Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]
Anonymous #E0A1
oh, I’m sorry here Gives cat milk and bandages and an 18,000 ton average everyday railroad train
Anonymous #E0A1
Hat Tip
Anonymous #E0A1
Anonymous #E0A1
This might be a little offensive or controversial…
Anonymous #E0A1
ikr
Anonymous #E0A1
i sory
Anonymous #852F
What the fuck are taxes?
What the fuck are taxes?
Anonymous #852F
~~^%Zalinki Is a hoe%^~~ background furry #19375 
%[ 🎶 ]%
Photographic still-capture of “The Keening Chymus”, minutes after calcification.
Though it looks like a Hallow’s Eve-themed icecream cake glazed in frosting, this mineralized formation is anything but festive.
In the midst of the pandemonium marking Empyria’s fracture, a group of Cultist summoners managed to unleash a macrobial beast known as an “astral protean” upon refugees fleeing to what would become the sovereign independent state of Teslania.
After many weeks of it preying along highways woven through the derelict constructed wetland project, a mercenary band of ex-constables assisted by Teslatic engineers slew the creature, but at that point it had consumed more than 50 displaced transients that’d been wandering lost throughout the area.
The ex-constables slit the creature’s insides open, correctly guessing that consumed victims within were still alive.
An experimental anti-enzymatic concoction devised by the Teslatic engineers–originally meant for saving carnivorous slime attack victims–was sprayed over the writhing, shrieking amalgam, but it was too late. Instead of ameliorating the unique peptidasic effects of the protean’s guts, the experimental concoction flash-froze the melted bodies of the victims into the ghastly calcium-carbonate formation seen in this photocapture.
Photographic still-capture of “The Keening Chymus”, minutes after calcification.
Though it looks like a Hallow’s Eve-themed icecream cake glazed in frosting, this mineralized formation is anything but festive.
In the midst of the pandemonium marking Empyria’s fracture, a group of Cultist summoners managed to unleash a macrobial beast known as an “astral protean” upon refugees fleeing to what would become the sovereign independent state of Teslania.
After many weeks of it preying along highways woven through the derelict constructed wetland project, a mercenary band of ex-constables assisted by Teslatic engineers slew the creature, but at that point it had consumed more than 50 displaced transients that’d been wandering lost throughout the area.
The ex-constables slit the creature’s insides open, correctly guessing that consumed victims within were still alive.
An experimental anti-enzymatic concoction devised by the Teslatic engineers–originally meant for saving carnivorous slime attack victims–was sprayed over the writhing, shrieking amalgam, but it was too late. Instead of ameliorating the unique peptidasic effects of the protean’s guts, the experimental concoction flash-froze the melted bodies of the victims into the ghastly calcium-carbonate formation seen in this photocapture.
Cerebrate
Loves a Demon
@Coriolanus
the photo would be all that remains as the prime minister ordered the “sculpture” itself to be finely ground and the remains incinerated.
“we are dealing with beings that are not bound by the laws of existence, their complete eradication is the only way to maintain the world as a world rather than a wave of horrifying possibilities.”
the photo would be all that remains as the prime minister ordered the “sculpture” itself to be finely ground and the remains incinerated.
“we are dealing with beings that are not bound by the laws of existence, their complete eradication is the only way to maintain the world as a world rather than a wave of horrifying possibilities.”
Anonymous #852F
ZALINKI IS A SLUT
Anonymous #852F
I’m sorry
background furry #19375
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
concept combo idea step 1;
Chyle is a fluid consisting of lymph and emulsified fats, or free fatty acids (FFAs). It is formed in the small intestine during digestion of fatty foods.
concept combo idea step 2;
A Hound of Tindalos is a fictional creature created by Frank Belknap Long and later incorporated into the Cthulhu Mythos when it was codified by August Derleth. They first appeared in Long’s short story “The Hounds of Tindalos”, first published in the March 1929 issue of Weird Tales. They can materialize through any corner if it is fairly sharp—120° or less. When a Hound is about to manifest, it materializes first as smoke pouring from the corner, and finally the head emerges followed by the body.
concept combo idea step 3;
Link Connect Fluid
LCL shares similar properties with the hypothetical “primordial ooze” from which life on Earth first evolved. This is because non-Angel life on Earth actually originally evolved from the LCL spread by Lilith when she landed on Earth. During Third Impact, Lilith’s Anti A.T. Field causes the A.T. Fields of human beings and all other Lilith-based life to collapse, reverting their bodies to puddles of LCL.
concept combo idea step 4;
Third Impact
Responding to Shinji’s wish, Lilith/Rei absorbs Unit-01/The Tree of Life through a third eye that emerges on her forehead. This allows her to create an Anti-A.T. Field so powerful that humans are unable to maintain their physical form. People all over the planet dissolve into LCL, the primordial soup from which all Lilith-based life originated.
Witherhelm “Chyledren of Tyndalos” Incident*
concept combo idea step 1;
Chyle is a fluid consisting of lymph and emulsified fats, or free fatty acids (FFAs). It is formed in the small intestine during digestion of fatty foods.
concept combo idea step 2;
A Hound of Tindalos is a fictional creature created by Frank Belknap Long and later incorporated into the Cthulhu Mythos when it was codified by August Derleth. They first appeared in Long’s short story “The Hounds of Tindalos”, first published in the March 1929 issue of Weird Tales. They can materialize through any corner if it is fairly sharp—120° or less. When a Hound is about to manifest, it materializes first as smoke pouring from the corner, and finally the head emerges followed by the body.
concept combo idea step 3;
Link Connect Fluid
LCL shares similar properties with the hypothetical “primordial ooze” from which life on Earth first evolved. This is because non-Angel life on Earth actually originally evolved from the LCL spread by Lilith when she landed on Earth. During Third Impact, Lilith’s Anti A.T. Field causes the A.T. Fields of human beings and all other Lilith-based life to collapse, reverting their bodies to puddles of LCL.
concept combo idea step 4;
Third Impact
Responding to Shinji’s wish, Lilith/Rei absorbs Unit-01/The Tree of Life through a third eye that emerges on her forehead. This allows her to create an Anti-A.T. Field so powerful that humans are unable to maintain their physical form. People all over the planet dissolve into LCL, the primordial soup from which all Lilith-based life originated.
Witherhelm “Chyledren of Tyndalos” Incident*
background furry #19375
(??? #1): “We can make this nice and comfortable. You just confess to being a spy for the Uruk trade princes, and you’re a double-agent for the Cult by lunch-time…. I’m buying. Pepperoni hoagies?”
(??? #2): “…And if I, don’t?”
(??? #1): “Well, that’s treason… The punishment for that is a classic. It’s called ‘The Folds’; it’s a small man-sized crevice in a flesh pit, we force you inside of it, and if you get hungry we pour honey on your face.”
(??? #2): “That doesn’t really sound so bad, to be honest.”
(??? #1): “At first, yes. Until it fills with your excrement… then the flies, and their maggots.”
“At first it itches a little, then it starts to burn… Your fur, skin and flesh peels away with every scratch you can’t stop yourself from making. The blood, melted flesh, and excrement mix altogether, seeping into your open wounds. The smell of your own death causes you to vomit into your already-toxic grave… then the fleshpit itself, with it’s enzy-”
(??? #2): “Right, yes, the Uruk trade princes, let’s talk about them…”
What the unspoken enzymatic transformation would entail;
Past the point of no return, victims of ‘The Folds’ have lost all skin, bones, and even eyes. Instead of subsisting anymore on offered honey, the mutated victim’s now prehensile esophagus instinctively feeds on liquid aminos and proteins secreted by the fleshpit they reside within.
What follows is then a weeks-long process of metamorphosis, ultimately transforming the victim into;
(??? #2): “…And if I, don’t?”
(??? #1): “Well, that’s treason… The punishment for that is a classic. It’s called ‘The Folds’; it’s a small man-sized crevice in a flesh pit, we force you inside of it, and if you get hungry we pour honey on your face.”
(??? #2): “That doesn’t really sound so bad, to be honest.”
(??? #1): “At first, yes. Until it fills with your excrement… then the flies, and their maggots.”
“At first it itches a little, then it starts to burn… Your fur, skin and flesh peels away with every scratch you can’t stop yourself from making. The blood, melted flesh, and excrement mix altogether, seeping into your open wounds. The smell of your own death causes you to vomit into your already-toxic grave… then the fleshpit itself, with it’s enzy-”
(??? #2): “Right, yes, the Uruk trade princes, let’s talk about them…”
What the unspoken enzymatic transformation would entail;
Past the point of no return, victims of ‘The Folds’ have lost all skin, bones, and even eyes. Instead of subsisting anymore on offered honey, the mutated victim’s now prehensile esophagus instinctively feeds on liquid aminos and proteins secreted by the fleshpit they reside within.
What follows is then a weeks-long process of metamorphosis, ultimately transforming the victim into;
Anonymous #852F
WHERE IS THIS FROM?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Praedyth 
Demonic Doggo
@Anonymous #852F
I asked myself this many many times, and would now want to not know
I asked myself this many many times, and would now want to not know
Anonymous #852F
TELL ME, DOG. Or else…I WON’T GIVE YOU PETS OR PATS!
Anonymous #852F
I don’t know…
Anonymous #852F
sick thsnka
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