Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

@Gray  
If I had someone’s kidney for every plug I have stepped on, I could have sold a hundred and become rich

@Praedyth  
You could make 50 people using the science of technology

YOU BASTARD

@Coriolanus  
Nature will find a way

@NyantaStarhunt @Praedyth  
I didn’t do this out of logic, but for good sport. >:P

@Coriolanus  
H…how dare you

wheeze

Alright which one of you cunts is making the trees float?

@Sky  
I did, solely to perturb teh cat. P:<
 
And Imma keep doin’ stuff like this, till he snaps like so;  

@Coriolanus  
twitches and angry growls

@NyantaStarhunt  
<-< —–👉🥒 🐈

@Coriolanus  
He’s going to knock your TV down and I’m going to laugh when he does.

@Coriolanus
 
@Sky  
is sitting on the tv

@NyantaStarhunt  
 

 
 
You’ll be the pièce-de-résistance to the living winter solstice totem… Releases the cat into an unholy amalgamation’s clutching paws, letting it absorb him into it’s mass. In moments, he’s shifted into place perched right at the top.
 

@Sky  
Why knock down the tv while you can chew through every wire, including the HDMI, and the Tv power lead and also Your pc charger and console leads

@Coriolanus  
meows happily am tree@Jinx  
I munch

electricity + cat  

 
Xmas lights :P

XMAS TREE IS ME

What are you degenerates doing now?

@Sky  
Supplanting fir with fur for a christmas tree. >:P

@Coriolanus  
I better get some pets out of this

@Coriolanus  
….oh….