Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

@EclecticInspiration  

 
@Pizzamovies  
but y tho
 
is it like a pass-time sorta thing?

@EclecticInspiration  
Oh your becoming an 11 Charlie? Good shit man.
 
@Coriolanus  
As far as I know, it’s unit and location specific training. Not sure why my unit needed to know how to throw knives and use bayonets but..i wasn’t gonna question it

@Pizzamovies  
It’ll be gr8  
We hav cheez and we know gunz
 
I thought bayonets were part of basic tbh

@EclecticInspiration  
Perks of bayonets: once you run out of ammo you can stab, slash, or harpoon someone. And I will laugh if I ever see an M1 garand with a bayonet get thrown at someone

@EclecticInspiration  
Yeah sorry. Whatever you do…don’t eat the MRE cheese spread  
And stay away from the Pizza and Chicken Tuna MREs as well.

@Praedyth  
I wouldn’t, tho  
Find a buddy, raw or cooked to your liking, and snatch his boollette  
if you have no buddies, honestly, anything is fair game because you’re only delaying the inevitable.
 
@Pizzamovies  
At least they’re not Russian  
Yes, I would imagine you’d taste bad if you were kept stuck in a bag, sliceboi.

@EclecticInspiration  
Fair point

@Pizzamovies  
mortarman cheez

@EclecticInspiration  
Yep that’s some leg shit right there

@EclecticInspiration @Pizzamovies  
wracking my brain tryin’ to remember the other anecdotes she told me, but I remember for sure my friend said at the start along with the bags, a drill instructor hopped in front of her and shouted, scaring the living daylights out of her, which lead her to panic and bolt across and trip into adjacent obstacle course full of tires. She’s a thin person, so the mental-picture of her with the bags slung all over her, then getting spooked and slowly trudging away like a wiry legged snail is amusing. I guess that was the “shark attack”, tho. :P

@Coriolanus  
Yeah basic was indeed an experience, but the last 4 years have been an absolute blast. I’ve made at least 2 dozen close friends. Stepped foot in 17 different countries and territories. Learned so many skills, and got a lot of free stuff.  
@EclecticInspiration  
Make the most of it my dude

@Pizzamovies  
gonna cowa some bunga my dude

@EclecticInspiration  
You make the slice proud-ish

@Pizzamovies  
finger-gun-things

@EclecticInspiration  
You, Ratt, snugz, now.

It’s 5 am and I’m loaded up on 4 cups of coffee trying to think of which game I should try breaking today

@Jinx  
2 hours later  
shnuggz bunches n swishes me ratto tail

Fashionably late Ratling

I’ve committed to trying to break destiny 2 and so far I’ve found 9 ways to make PvP unfair

First way was quick access sling on a shotgun on energy weapons with opening shot and a chaperone as primary, not even 0.4 TTK

@Praedyth  
Ah..so your that guy

@Pizzamovies  
I use snipers more than shotguns. Never touched revoker or beloved or mountain top. HC or auto rifle or fusion rifles or snipers all the way or chaperone which you need to aim with

Hey you,  
You’re finally awake
 
…  
Yeh so I leave today.

@EclecticInspiration  
Hugs the ratto

@Praedyth  
[Hugs this no-fur in Queekish]