Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

@Sky  
Just, loik, if you do take the emitter out the oven, do it outside with a fan blowing over the disassembly, just in case. Ideally you should have anti-microwave goggles like these if you turn it on;  

 
Also, never point it at anything metal or the waves’ll bounce back. Loik, be extra-mega-super sure, so u don’t get cataracts mang.

@Sky  
Wrap a Snowglobe in tinfoil and let the fun begin

@Sky  
Grab some steel wool and a glass. put the glass over it in the microwave and get some sunglasses, lets see if ya can crate some contained plasma and see it-

@Pizzamovies  
No snowglobe sadly.
 
@Praedyth  
Thats not a bad idea~

@Sky  
God your such a disappointment

@Pizzamovies  
Youre*

@Pizzamovies  
microwaves pizza

take two grapes and spear them together with a toothpick, then place’em into the oven beneath a plastic see-through bowl.  
%(If you use glass, it will get micro-stresses & shatter randomly in the future, so dispose it later)%
 
It’ll make a teensy deflagration (or mabbeh explosion) of plasma occur between the grapes. ^.p.  
%What you’ll end up seeing is how lithographers will make nanocircuitry in the near-future.%

@Sky  
Make sure its a thick glass however to prevent it from shattering

Unfortunately the microwave has died a quiet and disappointing death after I microwaved an empty food can.

@Sky  
Aww that sucks

@Praedyth  
Yep I was hoping to make it disappear.

@Jinx  
*you’re

wat-wat is goin’ on in here

@EclecticInspiration  
Magik

@Praedyth  
@Pizzamovies  
@NyantaStarhunt  
all three are the same thing  
you’re fortunate I only pretend to be a witch hunter so the man-things don’t bonk me, so I won’t bonk you three for this  
this time

@EclecticInspiration  
First you saw magik but now i present to you Magik missile

Fair nuff

On the one hand, it was kind of sobering that today was my last shift, and I only got to say goodbye to a few co-workers.
 
On the other hand, one co-worker called me over to say goodbye, and the whole time we were standing next to a shattered jar of whole pickles, and that was pretty amusing

@EclecticInspiration  
What did the pickles do to deserve that?

@Pizzamovies  
their mere existence was enough  
tbh they prolly looking at her funny

@EclecticInspiration  
Understandable

@Pizzamovies  
yes-yes  
sometimes circumstances call for the public sacrifice of pickles
 
I cannot say if they were innocent or not