Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

Dave33333
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You know what I love? Apples, I can’t get enough of them. Say, I should plant this apple and see if it’ll make more apples. I mean, that’s how it works right?
 
Puts apple in flower pot with fertilizer
 
Oh man I can’t wait, a few months from now I’m gonna have a apple tree. :D
 
3 months later
 
Flower pot is covered in flies and fungi.
 
Yeah… Not what I wanted.
Dave33333
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I decided I want to get a new Xbox Series X, and I saw it dirt cheap on eBay for $100, oh, man, I can’t wait to get my hands on the newest technology for a dirt cheap price! Just gotta wait a month for delivery.
 
1 month later
 
Pull it out of the box to realize it uses European voltage standards with the funny looking plug
 
…Yeah, definitely should have checked the price listing.
Dave33333
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I’ve decided I’m gonna dress up as a ghost for Halloween. I have no money to spare for anything fancy so I figured a simple but effective costume would do the trick.
 
Pulls out Super Mario bedsheet
 
I plan to go trick or treating too since I can’t afford food either right now so I hope the people of the neighborhood will give me enough candy corn and twizzlers to last me to the end of the year.
 
2 weeks later
 
I got arrested for distrubing the peace. But man, you wouldn’t believe the meals they have in jail! I should get back in there! :D
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@Dave33333  
If you used a store-bought apple, I think they keep those preserved for about a year before they sell them, which is preddy mind-bogglin’, considering how fresh they are, tho I think the treatment kills the seeds in the process.
 
Also, I bet that one console’s been in circulation for a while. In my one and only experience with eBay, with trying to get parts to fix stuff on one of my old consoles, I tried to buy somethin’ but then the person selling had my short-lived account banned. No wonder people use Amazon. :P
 
@Dave33333  
…ehm… k? actually no-kay, plz don’t do that.
Dave33333
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I’ve decided to take up smoking. I figured I should try new things in life despite all the bad things I heard about it. Plus the cool kids at school won’t notice me so I figured this is the greatest way to become popular!
 
1 month later
 
It’s been amazing! I’ve started smoking 2 packs of Marlboro’s a day and everyone at school won’t stop talking to me! They say things like “please stop, this isn’t healthy” and “take care of yourself.” I think I’ve become the king of the school now!
 
Proceeds to cough up black mucus
 
And I even think my funeral will be the party of the century! :D
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@Pizzamovies @Praedyth  
I like to listen to the soundtracks in both. Both have plenty pieces I like, but I think WaW is preddy gud across the whole board. The tracks I specifically liked in Black Ops were “Virus”, “Revenge”, “Blackbird”, “Melville”, “Resurrection”, “Panthers”, and of course “Rooftops”.
 
@Dave33333  
dood r u ok? Do you need someone to talk to? %>->%
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%Gather ‘round, kiddies, Uncle Coriolanus’s got another tale from the trenches. Ask’em to tell about the one with the mass graves, it’s a hoot. >:P%
 
@Pizzamovies @Jinx  
I remember, one time long ago when I blitzed across cooperative maps with up to 24 team-members in RWR: Pacific, I had ‘‘Their Land, Their Blood’’ playing on a youtube tab as I took Mt. Suribachi with just a few other ppl playing, including a cat dood who always called out artillery strikes by saying; “callin’ down naval bombardment, clench those asscheeks nyaaaaah!”. I liked that guy, cool dude. %<-<%
 
There was also one guy I also liked who called a Type 4 Ka-Tsu he’d hyjacked and kept maintained thru-out a match “Gary”, since the two 13mm cannons on the bow of that amtrac looked like a snail’s eye-stalks, though that was in the alternate-history map based on Operation Downfall.
 
The one thing that always summons up to my memory tho whenever thinking back to that game DLC, is when I was standing on the eastern side of Mt. Suribachi where some really big anti-naval guns were nested at, that we’d captured and turned against the island’s japanese positions below. While my comrades were doin’ that, I was sniping anyone who escaped the blasts with an M1D Garand sniper rifle, while taking out any japanese who tried to scale up the cliffs by cleaning them out with hand grenades and an M1911 sidearm.
 
Right when the game’s day-night cycle turned to morning, the end of ‘‘Blowtorch & Corkscrew’’ played, and since the mountain was taken the rest of the team went on to take airfield No.1, then later the rest of the island.
 
%At one point early on at the start of the Guadalcanal map, I also led the charge with a flamethrower across a small river. Sounds dum ja, but then three japanese soldiers showed up in a Kurogane, toting those funky LMGs of theirs at me lads. It only took one short burst-streak of gelled fuel to kill everyone onboard it, & then it esploded. :P%
 
Different game ya, but, loik, playing it with Sean Murray’s soundtracks. It was just too good. %>->%
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