Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

I just turn into a mushroom monster. There be fungus among us.

Uh oh spaghettios

%^{[ Joe Cool by Nino Nardini ]}%  
I have sixty seconds to plead my case, do you mind if I stand? I understand that the imposter is supposed to be some sort of, ‘bloodthirsty monster’… but I don’t know if I’m bloodthirsty, and I think I’m a pretty peaceful guy. I just don’t know my strength sometimes, so, when I went to go give the electrician a pat on the back for a job well done, I accidentally severed him in half…
 
BUT, I’ll also tell you this; how could I’ve killed someone in electrical, when I just now killed someone else on the bridge?
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case…
 
^{%[ Chopin Nocturne op. 9 no. 2 ]%}　　　。　　　　•　 　ﾟ　　。

　　　.　　　 　　.　　　　　。　　 。　. 　

.　　 。^{%“Democracy has failed me…”%} ඞ 。 . 　　 • 　　　　•

　　ﾟ　　 %^{Coriolanus was ejected - He was an Impostor.}%　 。　.

　　’　　　 ^{%2 Impostors remain.%} 　 　　。 　　ﾟ　　　
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the man makes a good point

(wait a sec, three imposters, likely 3 dead guys, one imposter ejected… crew has already lost.)

@Cerebrate  
agh  
bamboozled again

Welp we tried boys.

Ysll wanna go get some lunch? On me?

@NyantaStarhunt  
yis-yis, if there will be cheez

Of course there will be chez who do you think I am
 
Some non chez person

@NyantaStarhunt  
good-good  
cheez is for winnerz & big brainz  
Cor is so big brain because he scoops from skaven’s cheez stash, yes-yes  
I’m sure of it >.>

@EclecticInspiration  
What about catto?

@NyantaStarhunt  
u r big brain  
is because of your feesh

@EclecticInspiration  
Fiosh! Fresh is for nerds

@NyantaStarhunt  
fyosh  
u probably eat birbs, too  
better not be ratts  
>.>

@EclecticInspiration  
Nyanta of course eats birbs and total at all dosnt have a kink for birds.
 
Rattos aint tasty. Fyiosh is best

@NyantaStarhunt  
fyersh is fer cats  
our resident shorg needs to be careful then >.> but maybe he eat enough cheez to be safe-safe

@EclecticInspiration  
…he does look tasty

@EclecticInspiration  
I remember, one time long ago, when my parents got a perfectly-shaped rectangle of uncut cheddar, I used to sneak into the kitchen in the middle of the night, very quietly open the refrigerator without making a noise, and then, like a sculptor or a surgeon, carefully incise off the thinnest slice possible made to look like nothing was missing.
 
I have no idea why I remember this so clearly.
 
@NyantaStarhunt  

@Coriolanus  
AAAWAAAA

@Coriolanus  
wh-  
wh-  
whut
 
Kid-sized Bames Jond

@NyantaStarhunt @EclecticInspiration  
%^•∇^• 🐈%
 
%:(Ǝ🐈E)%
 
%:I%
 

@Coriolanus  
_big stretchy) it comfy in here

@NyantaStarhunt  
Stretches through shorg’s body,
 
becoming one with shorg;  

 
Now is time for vengeance against wrongdoers…
 

YES I WILL HAVE MY REVENEGE