The Happy Thread

Comedy is a good substitute for porn.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Does that mean that, when I’m writing jokes about Billy Mays, I’m writing erotic literature?

What are the pornographical implications of “But wait there’s more”?

If the universe is truly made up of an infinite amount of Billy Mayses, does that mean everything we know, our entire existence down to the molecular level, is actually made of porn?

@StrangeKittenOfTheFabulousKilljoys
Just some research I’ve been doing.

I’ve noticed that having more dopamine in the brain lets me see the chain reactions in comedy making it much more funny.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Glad to hear that >^_^<

While I currently have bigger things to worry about, if/when life settles back down, I think I should pursue maths studies. While I lack the immune system and money to take classes, I’m sure YouTube will have more than enough!

I’ve never forgotten that I aced trigonometry at age 17, when my depression was at an all-time high. I hold great potential and, eventually, I shall pursue it :3

Duolingo too, who says I’m not capable of learning French and German and Spanish and Japanese?

Future loox brighter and brighter by the day. Once I get past my current obstacles, I may as well focus on the self-improvements I’ve long thought of going for, nya >^_^<

This coffee me mum found on sale today is really good, nya >^_^<

There’s going to be a second FNaF movie and it’s based on FNaF 2 aaaaaa I am so excited 8DDDD

They named him Taka, just like in A Tale of Two Brothers! Also, a whole pride of white lions? Woah!

Lion King 2019 was a travesty, but I’m cautiously optimistic about Mufasa, and I like what I’ve seen thus far >^_^<

Edit: Here, by the way.

Yusss! While my healing powers are still very underdeveloped as of right now, I just managed to use them to speed my recovery along :3

Warm relief where I hover my hands over. Nyaahhh >^_^<

Ahhh, pine incense… I feel the cleansing power… shoulda thought to light one of these up sooner

Gonna manage to eat some much-needed food tonight with this one >^_^<

I’ve accomplished a lot of good these past few days. Mom was gonna eat some of the bean dip. Something made her decide against it, so by my falling ill, I was able to warn her in time. She had soups that were two years expired. I’m glad I did what I did, because what would have happened had she gone to eat one?

Life saver strikes again ::3

Ya know, she throws out my expired food and lets animals and nature have it, at least if it’s things like chips that raccoons will want. The kinda stuff you throw out on your lawn.

Obviously, not everything can be that, but for what can’t, that’s what the trash cans are for.

I need to try and remember to look through her food every now and again and throw out anything that’s too far past its expiration date.

Teeth still feeling like they’re covered in barnacles despite my attempts to clean them because of how frequently I threw up: 😞

Dental cleaning is next week and I get to chillax and listen to machinery while they get cleaned: 😃

Cold shower is the shit ;)

Happiest I’ve felt in well over a decade. Inspired. Creative. Flourishing.

My dream now since 2016 has been to make Dead Moon. I’m excited that such great inspirations have been found, as the planning continues.

And really, was that not the entire point of my seeking therapy? They’re called antidepressants for a reason. I am doing very well, now that the world has become a brighter place >^_^<

Rewarded with smaller, folded griffon wings on Hero Forge so I can better make my designs for the Gravesmores and others of that species, so happy >^_^<

So, we meet again, Orange Creamsicle…come comfort me!

Rewards for last night’s bravery:

✨ Fabulous happenings, nya nya >^_^< ✨

It’s like, striking how often things go well for people in the autism server I’m in. This purrson was letting out some frustration over not feeling understood as far as having autism goes. I talked to them a little, then they talked to their dad, and their dad agreed they’re probably autistic, despite it having seemed like he wouldn’t have.

Sometimes I wonder if I’m lowkey a miracle worker. Either way, it does the ol heart good to see such a good thing happen >^_^<

It’s at the point where Seth Meyers’s audience laughs about the Silver Wildebeest having “invented” things at the exact time I do. I’ve always been ahead of my time. I love it when the world begins to catch up with me >^_^<