Last one to post wins!

Knobs

lol, bus wankers–

Would you like to see God Bidoof himself? Just chillaxin’?

He is not. He is a false god.

I–

@Herr Kraus
You figured out the truth. That would be Grand Master Wigglytuff. Give him his perfect apples or you’ll end up like the faces on those totem poles

@Lil_VampireCJ
You–

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
wot

I found real god, he was stuck between the couch pillows

@Praedyth
Awwww love furrets. They so cute. I remember we had a couple real life ferrets that they’re based off of when I was very very young, maybe 4 or 5 years old.

Furrets are cool af

@Praedyth
I can heeeeear the muuuuuusic

@MoonOtter
i’ve been playing too much overwatch

at mention of music Sigma in the back of my mind is just screaming either WHAT IS THAT MELODY? Or THE UNIVERSE SINGS TO ME

Hearken unto me, fellow creatures. I who have dwelt in a form unmatched with my desire. I whose flesh has become an assemblage of incongruous anatomical parts. I who achieve the similitude of a natural body only through an unnatrual process, I offer you this warning:

Do not trust it to protect you from what I represent, for it is a fabrication that cloaks the groundlessness of the privilege you seek to maintain for yourself at my expense. You are as constructed as me; the same anarchic womb has birthed us both. I call upon you to investigate your nature as I have been compelled to confront mine. I challenge you to risk abjection and flourish as well as have I. Heed my words, and you may well discover the seams and sutures in yourself.

@Elly Catfox
You have said this twice now, do not say it again.

@Herr Kraus
Oh shoot, I was so tired the other night I literally don’t remember posting that before. I was up for 2 days cause I had a bunch of work I had to get done.

Also, you could’ve said something like,

“Do you know you already posted that?” Or even just, “You already posted that.” Without trying to tell me what to do.

Both of you cease before I harness the harness

Say the iconic line it’s harness time and proceed to harness all over this thread

I’m literally lying in bed, wearing a latex medic outfit rn, and looking at bondage harnesses.

It’s definitely harness time.

@Praedyth
What am I looking at?

Someone took sigmas theme and dialogue and turned it into a troll animation, specifically the oil one,he harnessed the harness

It comes from this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xURlT84IpcY

@Elly Catfox
WHAT?

@Elly Catfox
Zee healing is almost as revarding as zee hurting.