Last one to post wins!

@OliverHancock  
thanks

So long fuckers

Alpha Mike Foxtrot

Mayday! Mayday!

happy world giraffe day, imma celebrate it because i’m one

@Procerus  
Congrats!

@zBL4CKGH0STz
 
PAN-PAN, PAN-PAN, PAN-PAN
 
@Procerus
 
You’re not a giraffe, but a really tall hoers.

@_+KugelBlitz FlakPanzer+_  
Nah, he a giraffe.
 
This is November One Eight One Niner Uniform, we have a problem with the hydraulics system.

@_+KugelBlitz FlakPanzer+_  
that’s like me saying you’re russian

@Procerus
 
Кто сказал, что я не русский?
 
OkNo.
 
^{Didn’t expect that you would be offended, apologies, and happy late Giraffe’s day}
 
@OliverHancock
 
November One Eight One Niner Uniform, November One Eight One Niner Uniform, this is Echo Golf Niner Three. Roger, turn right to a heading of 090 towards Vicent Airport, acknowledge, over.

@Procerus  
In the US, you learn language
 
 
In Soviet Russia, Language learns you, no?

@_+KugelBlitz FlakPanzer+_
 

 
I live 5 blocks from the flight 232 memorial in Sioux City. I’ve canned some good jam with crabapples from the trees there.

@Praedyth  
and your school books freeze shut in your bag while walking to school

correct

Wrong

negative

Fart.

@FruityPWN  
Shid

Fart.

Ouch!

Lock and glock

Shoot