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Bad Humor - Act 7
What a way to wake up, eh? Those are singing and river-dancing fairies! Got the idea for this one from a comment. And just to get you all in the right spirit of things, here’s a few dirty fairy lyrics:

*You only have yourself to blame
This is a shock, it is a shame
Your wildest dreams all up in smoke
This must surely be the cruelest joke
You longed for human men so tall
One that could ride you to a ball
But there’s no dance, no skip, no twirl
‘Cause the man you took, he is a girl
Refrain:
Oy you stupid filly, Aren’t feeling silly
If this was race, You got last place
Oh poor filly-nilly!*

My muse made me write more but it got too long, too silly and too dirty. I blame the Moose Song! X3

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