After recently purchasing a VR game system, Addy decided to browse a couple of the games in the store. When he dipped his hand in the indie adult section of the shop, the cerulean cat discovered a demo for an upcoming indie game the First Funky Fucker. An adult oriented remake of an old obscure game focused on fighting monsters with bonus levels where you could knock the clothes off of the females of the tribes, only the demo showed that you wouldn’t just knock the clothes off these ladies this time…you’d be able to fuck them too. With a short demo and some messy alone time, Addy knew two things; 1) he had to get the full game and 2)…he’d need more tissues.

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Another JoeLasko commission but with characters some people might not recognize. Back in 1993, Taito distributed this game called the First Funky Fighter into a few different arcades. The basic idea of the game is this guy who looks like Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star with a blonde dye job is trying to save his girlfriend from this pterodactyl monster and his anthro cronies, brutally destroying anything that gets in his way. Apart from the fact that this game played like whack-a-mole, the most notable things about it were bonus levels where sexy alligator and fish girls appeared and if you hit them in time, their breasts would pop out(censored unfortunately). Some might recognize the alligator girl as being the figure of bittenhard ’s icons and I actually ran into this game like last year at an arcade I frequent. I just had to get something of the two and I thought it would be fun to have them be like a VR experience for Addy. You’ll probably see these two again. I might nickname them Finnia and Allie just for the ease of it. Please Enjoy.