Sergeant Utan Bator is a master of swinging invisibly from the tree canopy and garrotting unsuspecting victims. Corporal Pablo Pongo kills silently with a sickle and messily with a hammer. Private Faunus Troglodyte has an AK-47 and carries a lot of ammunition.
The Sergeant is a grizzled veteran of the first Ape War, who mostly just wanted the chance to actually win a war against the humans and establish an Ape homeland. The Corporal is a True Believer in the ideals of equality and prosperity for all people– even humans!– and believes the Democratic Socialist Orang People’s Republic will serve as a shining example for the rest of the world to follow. The Private is the son of research chimps who were harshly treated in Indonesia before The Bomb, and really just joined the Orang People’s Army for the chance to kill a lot of humans.
The DSOPR doesn’t issue individual medals or awards, only unit citations; the 413th earned the subtitle Inconspicuous for sneaking up and capturing the headquarters of an Australian Expeditionary force at Keluang in a major victory early in the Second Ape War, and the subtitle Glorious for twelve-handedly being responsible for preventing the destruction of the main body of the Orang People’s Army in a brave last stand during the retreat from Kuala Lumpur.
From my Adorable Creatures universe, which grew out of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles And Other Strangeness RPG campaign from the late ‘80s. It’s set in the early 21st Century of a world where WWIII happened in 1995, and wasn’t nearly as bad as everyone had expected. It was still terrible, hundreds of millions of people died, but it turned out that the vast majority of the world’s nuclear weapon stockpiles… were fake. Politicians in the great powers had requisitioned trillions of dollars for defense spending over the decades, but had spent it on the same things politicians throughout history have spent taxpayer dollars on: ale and whores. Missile silos were top secret party caves for top military brass, with endless beer and nachos; nuclear missile submarines were underwater casinos for the rich and not-so-famous; strategic bombers were kitted out for Mile High Club joyrides for wealthy campaign donors; many of the real missiles and bombs had warheads made of carboard and aluminum foil and filled with sand. Enough warheads were real that most of the world’s major cities got at least one airburst, and national capitals and financial centers were targeted for big enough saturation attacks that they were destroyed, but by Day Two it was obvious that civilization had been wrecked but hadn’t completely collapsed.In the aftermath of The Bomb, the whole world learned what Japan had known since 1945: All Radiation Is Mutagenic. Many humans began developing bioenergetic powers and became superheroes and/or supervillains… and many began mutating into animal-like forms. Millions of animals worldwide also began mutating, growing into larger, more bipedal versions of themselves, with functional hands and human-level (or greater) intelligence. These Beast Folk were common enough that most of the world’s nations, both surviving and newly formed, were quickly forced to acknowledge them as citizens to prevent mass uprisings.
and Monke pilled
Sounds fun lol.
The characters are like twenty+ years old, but I think I originally just wanted to draw an angry chimp with an AK-47 for some reason. Then I thought it would be hilarious if he was partnered with a Marxist orangutan who kept a copy of the Communist Manifesto in his hat and used a hammer and sickle on commando raids, and that turned into several weekends of roleplaying missions in an Ape War in Southeast Asia.
Ngl, i laughed at this when i saw it.