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Sheriff Ned Ninebander
 
Ned is the Sheriff/Marshal/Only-One-In-Town-Willing-To-Wear-A-Badge of the “thriving metropolis” of Passin’ Through, Texas, which got its name when residents of nearby towns would ask travelers where they were headed, and give any who answered “Just passin’ through” directions to this place as a practical joke. “Sher’f Ned” may not be the only Law west of the Pecos, but he is the only Law standin’ right in front of ya, so you best put yer hands over yer head if’n y’want it to stay attached. He tends to have a mostly hands-off approach to law enforcement, figurin’ that Texans are a hardy bunch who can work the small stuff out for themselves, and only need to call him when something important happens.
 
He has a .55 Magnum New Colt Peacemaker named “Felony” and a big honkin’ Bowie knife named “Misdemeanor”, which is mostly a misnomer, since he doesn’t bother to deal with misdemeanors unless someone asks him to, and the townsfolk usually just administer smacks upside the head for those.
 
From my Adorable Creatures universe, which grew out of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles And Other Strangeness RPG campaign from the late ‘80s. It’s set in the early 21st Century of a world where WWIII happened in 1995, and wasn’t nearly as bad as everyone had expected. It was still terrible, hundreds of millions of people died, but it turned out that the vast majority of the world’s nuclear weapon stockpiles… were fake. Politicians in the great powers had requisitioned trillions of dollars for defense spending over the decades, but had spent it on the same things politicians throughout history have spent taxpayer dollars on: ale and whores. Missile silos were top secret party caves for top military brass, with endless beer and nachos; nuclear missile submarines were underwater casinos for the rich and not-so-famous; strategic bombers were kitted out for Mile High Club joyrides for wealthy campaign donors; many of the real missiles and bombs had warheads made of carboard and aluminum foil and filled with sand. Enough warheads were real that most of the world’s major cities got at least one airburst, and national capitals and financial centers were targeted for big enough saturation attacks that they were destroyed, but by Day Two it was obvious that civilization had been wrecked but hadn’t completely collapsed.
In the aftermath of The Bomb, the whole world learned what Japan had known since 1945: All Radiation Is Mutagenic. Many humans began developing bioenergetic powers and became superheroes and/or supervillains… and many began mutating into animal-like forms. Millions of animals worldwide also began mutating, growing into larger, more bipedal versions of themselves, with functional hands and human-level (or greater) intelligence. These Beast Folk were common enough that most of the world’s nations, both surviving and newly formed, were quickly forced to acknowledge them as citizens to prevent mass uprisings.

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The Mystery Dungeon Guy
This sounds like the kind of worldbuulding Dale Gribble would envision the future world. It’s crazy vut I like it.
And cool armadillo sheriff even if he seems a bit lazy.