My half of a trade with delisle, featuring his coyote gal Callie-Ann. :)
 
Deputy: “Now, ma’am, skinnydippin’ is, um, it’s against the law, down in these here p-parts…”
 
Callie-Ann: “Gosh, Deputy, you caught me, no two ways about it. I mean, just look at me. Naked as Eve and drippin’ wet right in front of you. I reckon I’ll just have to throw myself on your tender mercies. I hope the law won’t be too hard on a delicate little flower like me.”
 
Deputy: “Easy, there…d-don’t try n-nothin’ funny now!”
 
Callie-Ann: “Well, if I’m too much to handle…then maybe you should cuff me…”