BritishHat found some money and chipped in to his own fund to get me to draw, uh, what WOULD be my fursona if I didn’t think the whole fursona business is kinda dumb.

I guess I’m a lizard. My favorite species of lizard, too. It’s literally just me, but lizard. No sparkles, no rainbow wings, no dick-limbs. Completely male. No extra genitalia or other parts. Not nude. Boring.

I’m gonna stick with being human. I’m never not going to draw myself as a little stick-dude, sorry. It’s easier to draw myself that way, too, since it’s only like four lines As much as lizard may or may not resemble me, I don’t feel any particular connection to it, nor am I involved in furstuff to the point of warranting one. Probably isn’t going to stop Hat about having fantasies about lizard-me anyway. It’s all he can get of me because I’m straight and he’s madly attracted to me.

But despite everything people are gonna be dicks about this, I can tell.