Here’s a quick shot of Kaila being her perfect party animal self at a tiki bar. Kaila isn’t exactly the sort of person you’d expect to revere traditions, but there are some which she figures ought to be kept alive, chief among them being flashing for Mardi Gras beads!

I’ve spoken a lot about Kaila’s build, but I’m certainly not going to pass up an opportunity to revisit the subject when it’s so relevant to the matter at hand. Our gal here has a large, powerful frame which made her a holy terror on the rugby pitch back at uni. You certainly didn’t want this pearly white freight train barreling down on you! But whale anatomy is gonna do what whale anatomy does, and beluga bodies like to hold onto extra fat reserves. As a result, Kaila’s powerful frame is snugged up in a nice layer of cushion, hard muscles under soft chub.

Okay, fine, but why did I bring all that up again? Well, her body’s preference for keeping extra long-term energy storage and insulation around has an important consequence for party situations just like this one. As Kaila herself would put it, she’s got a great rack! But you don’t have to take my word for it; you can have a gander yourself for the low, low price of some beads. It’s tradition!