Tulu’s boyfriend Tamerlane is wonderfully kind. After all, he would have to be in order to get Keru’s stamp of approval to be with her little sister! Our friendly raven does have one weakness, though, and that’s the effect that a shapely rump has on him. Do they turn him into a slavering, sex-crazed maniac? Well… no. It’s more that a nice butt can make the poor guy’s brain bluescreen a little bit, ending up slack-beaked and staring blankly for a while as he struggles to exist in a world where such beautiful sights are just right there in front of you like that.

Tamerlane can short out a little bit just watching her bounce around the kitchen making breakfast, so you can just imagine what must happen to the poor bird if Tulu were to deliberately show her rear off to him. Never fear, though, for Tulu doesn’t take advantage of her ravenmuffin’s weakness! Well, at least not intentionally. Well… at least not intentionally all the time. Here in their bed, Tulu is laying it on thick, wagging that curly tail of hers so hard and fast that the sheer force of it is making her hips sway back and forth. A fluffy, hypnotizing pendulum swinging its way into her feathery boyfriend’s soul as his eyes dilate and his beak drops open.

Don’t worry, Tamerlane’s fine! He should be out of the hospital in the morning.