Then it sounds like you need a good foot pampering session. First I’ll give your soles a good licking. Then your toes a good sucking. Then I”ll use some good lotion and give your feet a nice massage. Once all the lotion is rubbed in I’ll draw you a nice foot bath with some lavender scented Epsom salt and I’ll let your feet soak for a while. Once you feel satisfied I’ll slip your feet into the finest slippers while giving you lots of cuddles and affection and yes I would do all of that in that order.