As a well-known cartoon villain, Chatzer Giddygat’s persistent attempts to murder cute protagonists backfired spectacularly, but unlike many others he eventually tired of this and found employment in our world. His encyclopedic knowledge of weapons and near-immunity to all of them made him a feared mercenary, for though he never killed intended targets he wrought havoc all around them. Tyrants, rebel leaders, drug lords, greedy CEOs and disgraced celebrities often found themselves deprived of their mansions, wardrobes, limousines, private jets and bodyguards after Chatzer Giddygat tried and failed to end their lives. His notoriety increased when an anonymous employer hired him to take out Zainu Zaits, an equally obsessive and unpleasant cartoon character. As Zainu Zaits is infamous for beheading rare action figures, Chatzer Giddygat’s recent exploits have killed and injured scores of vloggers and destroyed tons of priceless merchandise.