“God! Fuckin’… UUUGGGH! Where are you!?”

Amy has convinced her husbun Max to come along with her on a trip to Japan, no doubt for the purposes of buying weird video game and mecha merch. Of course they’re gonna do the whole touristy deal of seeing castles, walking around the city, checking out some cultural stuff, and trying to figure out if they can fuck in a capsule hotel, but what she hasn’t accounted for is the fact that her big bun is very prone to wanderlust. So of course he’s drifted away aimlessly down some alleyway or another and gotten himself lost. They’re supposed to stick together! And now that HE’S gone off, SHE’S lost too! Fuck! Answer my text, you dork!